+1,750I failed my Health and Safety class test today. Apparently, when they ask you, "In the event of a fire, what steps would you take?" "Fuckin' large ones" is not the correct answer. amirite?
+461the police say the murder victims have no significant characteristics in common. well, they do now, amirite?
+173Two roads diverged in a yellow wood. And Robert Frost took the one less traveled. Of course, he also heckled his rivals and started fires to disrupt their poetry readings. But that makes for a terrible post. Unless you're a petty pyromaniac. In which case, here you go, amirite?
+1,300Whenever you see "199_" ending a username or email, you assume that's the year the person was born in, when in reality it could be the number of kittens they've eaten, amirite?
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+173What if senior citizens go and get their "funeral pictures" taken for their obituaries just like high school seniors get their senior pictures taken for graduation announcements? Most of the obituary pictures are professionally done and pretty recent, amirite?
+502Girls: if you meet a boy who can defend three goals at once, marry him, because he's a Keeper. Amirite?
+139The best way to end an argument is in reply to no matter what they say, go, "Yeah? Well I have a 10 inch penis!" and grin triumphantly while crossing your arms together. Then watch in satisfaction as your baffled adversary walks away, speechless. This works even better if you're a girl, amirite?