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Bob Ross wasn't really trying to teach us how to paint. He was secretly telling us that everything had a Devil in it and we really needed to beat all of them to get it out, amirite?
People say rusty metal is "tasteless" , but maybe we have just become so used to licking it. We don't even realise the taste. amirite?
@LookAnAltAccount Doesn't people lick rusty metal ?

Hello fellow human being, I too like licking rust

Freestyle rappers must be great at Scrabble. amirite?

Mumble rappers be cheating

Whatever happened to that aisle in the grocery stores with all the free candy in the bins. amirite?

That was not free my friend.

You can get a two in monopoly but it's impossible to move two. amirite?
@Demonmt There are 2 ones on the 2 dye. It's possible

Unless you are using doubles rule, in which you get another roll on same side die.

we microchip our pets for if they get lost, but not our kids, amirite?

yeah because kids can actually say what their name is

Somewhere in the universe there is a rock that looks just like you, like your Mt Rushmore. amirite?

Is there, though ?

Paper does not take the shape of any container it's placed in.

People living in poverty are known for always sitting on the front porch only because there is no air conditioning inside. amirite?

That's why in rural towns in movies people are always in rocking chairs outside and stuff wow

People who don't wash their hands after using the restroom help save the planet by conserving millions of gallons of freshwater a day worldwide, amirite?

And they even contribute to Population control!

Getting nicknames on highschool must've been rare in the old days. amirite?

What? Why? Also, no.

Most people when in a natural body of water won't drink from it even though all the water we do drink ends up coming from natural bodies of water, amirite?

It's almost as if natural water hasn't been cleaned and could have various germs and animals that will cause you to get sick.

You really become an adult when you pack your clothes for vacation the day before you have to leave, amirite!

It's actually when you unpack into the closet and drawers when you arrive on vacation

There is no evolutionary Funktion behind the sensation of itching. amirite

Use tiger balm

Using commas is correct grammar but we never see it in the world of texting, amirite?

I adore commas. Otherwise I'm basically illiterate.