Where the fuck are her elbows, amirite?

http://ctrlv.in/114876

Found them! I can see them in this picture of her.

The world is not going to end in 2012. Why? Because on 11/11 2011 at 11:11, millions of people are going to wish that the world is not going to end in 2012. amirite?

My wish is that everyone who reads this will have their wish come true.

Abraham Lincoln's last tweet would have been: "Watching boring ass play, #killmenow" , amirite?
@Drunken Beer Pong Baby?

Nah I think it's "Don't Buy Peanut Butter."

You pretend to be a happy-go-lucky gay-lover but secretly you think gay sex is immoral and gross and wish people would stop pretending to be gay. amirite?
@Ur_wrong_im_right Oh my god. You are so right! I mean, i'm not against gay people, but god made two kinds of homosapians... so that...

What exactly is a "buttsext?" Is that texting someone a picture of your butt or sending a sext message with your butt?

The world is not going to end in 2012. Why? Because on 11/11 2011 at 11:11, millions of people are going to wish that the world is not going to end in 2012. amirite?
@runnerdude What about blind people? Huh?? Just gunna ignore them?

Thank you kind sir for pointing that out. My apologies to anyone whom I've offended.http://ctrlv.in/45250

It'd be really weird if animals were like pokemon in that they said their names instead of making sounds. So instead of going "Meow" a cat would walk around going "CAAAAAAT! CAAAAAT! CATCATCATCAT!" Amirite?
@Bring_Me_FRITOS HUMAAAAN!

Homo-sapien......Homooo-saaaaaaaapien!

Unrequited love: can't sleep with her, can't sleep without her, amirite?
@Shun i dont get it sum1 plz explain

Unrequited love is when you love someone, but they don't love you back. So the post is saying you can't sleep with her since she doesn't love you, but you can't sleep without her either since you're in love with her. It's a really shitty feeling. Anyway I hope this cleared things up a bit and that you have a great day.

djajipeieywbhdlabdajbcflakfjlaurihyreqe... EEEH MACARENA!!! amirite?
@omgitskk o....m.......f........g

i know that was my initial reaction too, Stupid Infomercials like this Snugarena are why terrorists hate America >_<

Guys: You're really in touch with yourself. Especially at night. amirite?

I'm more in touch with my feminine side.... so I tend to touch my girl friend instead.

You pretend to be a happy-go-lucky gay-lover but secretly you think gay sex is immoral and gross and wish people would stop pretending to be gay. amirite?

How the...what the... Why is this in the sports category?

You hate it when you live in the small town of Bethel, Alaska and find out that the rumors of a Taco Bell coming soon were just a lie made up by some jerk(s) and you end up dissappointed. But then out of nowhere you and the rest of the town go crazy because a taco truck filled with 10,000 Doritoz Locos Tacos falls out of the sky magically and solves the problem, amirite?
The point of the video Kony 2012 was not that we all need to protest and donate to stop something that's been going on for years. The video is an experiment of the internet's power. To see if we can make this video go viral and spread the word to show congress that the special unit deployed to Uganda to stop Joseph Kony (ONE person committing these crimes) needs to finish their mission. The point is that you can make a difference with just a like, a comment or a tweet, amirite?

Kony's hiding spot officially puts Waldo, Anne Frank, Carmen San Diego, and Osama's hiding spots to shame.

(-.(-.(-.(-.(-.(-.(-.(-.-).-).-).-).-).-).-) The chinese mafia is watching you, amirite?

If you tilt your head sideways half of them look like one-eyed sad faces and the other half, one-eyed happy faces.

Why do people say f*** you as an insult? After all, it`s kind of a compliment, amirite?

I've used "fuck you" before, but never have I said, "f asterisk asterisk asterisk you!" As an insult or compliment.

You remember when rockpops and baby bottle pops were the shizz, amirite?

You lick it, sip it and munch it!, with new candy crunch, baby bottle pop, baby bottle pop....haha