"Nicki Minaj's lyrics are really sophisticated and well thought out" said no one ever, amirite?
You appreciate that <script>if ( currentUserUsername ) { document.write(currentUserUsername+" is an active user");}
else { document.write("there are many active users"); }</script> on this site, amirite?

Srsly. How the fuck do you do this Tia?

You appreciate that <script>if ( currentUserUsername ) { document.write(currentUserUsername+" is an active user");}
else { document.write("there are many active users"); }</script> on this site, amirite?

This scared the living shit out of me at first for some reason.

Counting sheep is actually a great way to fall asleep. After you've walked all the way to a farm at night, counted all of the farmer's sheep, and ran back home while he chased you with his shotgun, you feel like you're exchausted enough to sleep for days. Amirite?
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I hope it wasn't too baaaad.

(I really am sorry for this one.)

Where the fuck are her elbows, amirite?

http://ctrlv.in/114876

Found them! I can see them in this picture of her.

You hate it when you live in the small town of Bethel, Alaska and find out that the rumors of a Taco Bell coming soon were just a lie made up by some jerk(s) and you end up dissappointed. But then out of nowhere you and the rest of the town go crazy because a taco truck filled with 10,000 Doritoz Locos Tacos falls out of the sky magically and solves the problem, amirite?

That stunt probably cost the town millions in sewer repairs...

I love how people call partaking in sexual things "sexually active." It is a nice cutesy way to say it but it reminds me of a game or something. Like when you lose your virginity a deep voice should come over a hidden intercom and say "Sex Life: ACTIVATED.", amirite?

Sex life: DEACTIVATED.
"wait wha?"

It's pretty cool how every pokémon has something behind it's name like how Pika means spark and chu is the characteristic noise a mouse makes, meaning Pikachu is a spark mouse, amirite?

and how "nine" means nine, and "tails" means tails, and Ninetails has got nine tails and is called Ninetails.

The "other fish in the sea" metaphor isn't quite accurate. It's more like a lake full of Magikarp, but you don't want those Magikarp. You want the bright, beautiful, red Gyarados in the middle of the lake. And if you have to swim through all those Magikarp to find your Gyarados, then so be it, amirite?

I'll wait till my magikarp evolves...

The "other fish in the sea" metaphor isn't quite accurate. It's more like a lake full of Magikarp, but you don't want those Magikarp. You want the bright, beautiful, red Gyarados in the middle of the lake. And if you have to swim through all those Magikarp to find your Gyarados, then so be it, amirite?
Disney shouldn't make a movie about a lesbian princess. That's a conversation that a lot of parents don't want to have with their kids at princess-loving age. amirite?

Well, it doesn't have to be that complicated. At that age, there is no "sexual desire" or "male-female relations." It's just a simple "who likes who." You could just tell your kids, "some people like girls, and some people like boys, and some people like girls AND boys, and it doesn't matter who you like." There's no need to bring in the whole sex thing until later. Introducing the concept of gays and lesbians to your kid wouldn't corrupt them.

You pretend to be a happy-go-lucky gay-lover but secretly you think gay sex is immoral and gross and wish people would stop pretending to be gay. amirite?

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Why should you care about something that doesn't affect you? It's not like anyone is saying you should be gay, or that it's even a choice, which it isn't. Someone being gay doesn't hurt you or take away your rights as a person, so what does it matter to you, what reason do you have to be so against it, besides religion?