You haven't done too well with that in the past.

(TrainConductorMan2.0): You drive a train, Train Conductor Man. We do not.

I know this girl who doesn't know what "fate" or "society" means. Someone sent her questions using those words on formspring, and she was like "uhh what?" I wanted to kill myself.

She is a very good witch, and not everyone in the wizarding world has an invisibility cloak. They're really rare, actually.

Having sex with your teacher should be called a mentorgasm.

This sounds like something an annoying ghetto girl would post as her status after a breakup.

A pickle?

This post is such a fail and I'm really wondering how it got on the homepage. And this is my post.

Oh my god this is so annoying. I have never actually heard a little girl say "Miley Cyrus is my role model!" They just like the show Hannah Montana. Plus, Victoria justice is annoying as hell.

Lol, "raging so hard."

I know, it really was. I act without thinking it fully through a lot. I guess I just wanted her to know someone was saying bad things about her. I didn't really realize all it would cause was her getting upset. And now she's mad at me. God, I am so stupid. :(

Ahaha, win.

Lmao, these comments are amazing.

Thanks. It's been a while since someone has shown me genuine kindness and care and you have. So really, thank you from the bottom of my heart.

That's a good point. It's just irksome that she gets invited to events such as the TCAs and things like that. She probably thinks people like her.