if god isn't real, then how do leaves stay on trees even though there is gravity. Wouldn't gravity make the leaves fall off the trees? amirite?
@Adolf__Hitler Must...resist...urge to kill

You haven't done too well with that in the past.

If a person walks by, a car drives by, and a plane flies by, what does a train do, amirite?
@You drive a train so it drives by?...

(TrainConductorMan2.0): You drive a train, Train Conductor Man. We do not.

It annoys you when you're having a conversation with certain people, and they make fun of you for using "big words"; "Propo- whaat? Proportional? What the fuck does that mean?! You fucking loser...", amirite?

I know this girl who doesn't know what "fate" or "society" means. Someone sent her questions using those words on formspring, and she was like "uhh what?" I wanted to kill myself.

In a world of invisibility cloaks, and spells to stun and control people, how has Hermionie not been raped? amirite?

She is a very good witch, and not everyone in the wizarding world has an invisibility cloak. They're really rare, actually.

Wet dreams should be called snoregasms, amirite?
@1271779

Having sex with your teacher should be called a mentorgasm.

Then he said, "I love you". I sneezed, and apologized, "Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit," amirite?

This sounds like something an annoying ghetto girl would post as her status after a breakup.

You kind of wonder how someone discovered table salt. "Hey, let's mix two deadly elements and use the result to season food!", amirite?

This post is such a fail and I'm really wondering how it got on the homepage. And this is my post.

Victoria Justice is a way better role model for girls then Miley Cyrus in so many ways. amirite?

Oh my god this is so annoying. I have never actually heard a little girl say "Miley Cyrus is my role model!" They just like the show Hannah Montana. Plus, Victoria justice is annoying as hell.

You're a girl and you watch porn, amirite?
I recently started talking to this guy. He referred to one of my friends as the "kinda big one". My friend doesn't talk to him. I was wrong in telling her he said that about her, amirite?
@FredWeasley So wrong. First of all, he said "The kinda big one". At least he didn't just call her fat. Also, sometimes...

I know, it really was. I act without thinking it fully through a lot. I guess I just wanted her to know someone was saying bad things about her. I didn't really realize all it would cause was her getting upset. And now she's mad at me. God, I am so stupid. :(

Oh, you play the triangle? Excuse me while I take my clothes off, amirite?

Ahaha, win.

It's awkward when your mom screams, "KATIE, DO YOU NEED ANY MENSTRUAL PADS?" in the middle of the grocery store. It's even more awkward when you reply. amirite?

Lmao, these comments are amazing.

I recently started talking to this guy. He referred to one of my friends as the "kinda big one". My friend doesn't talk to him. I was wrong in telling her he said that about her, amirite?
@FredWeasley Aw =( I'm really sorry. But you're not stupid! You thought you were doing the right thing

Thanks. It's been a while since someone has shown me genuine kindness and care and you have. So really, thank you from the bottom of my heart.

Rebecca Black really should not be famous, and it slightly irritates you that she is, amirite?
@KickAss It's not like she has good fame.. she's more infamous than famous

That's a good point. It's just irksome that she gets invited to events such as the TCAs and things like that. She probably thinks people like her.