I read it 7,574 times..
but that's just a rough estimate.
I didn't want to read it again but then it just happened
I'll have a double ristretto venti half-soy nonfat decaf organic chocolate brownie iced vanilla double-shot gingerbread frappuccino extra hot with foam, whipped cream, upside down, double blended, one sweet 'n low and one nutrasweet. Oh and and ice. And serve it to me on the moon. That should be all, thanks.
Premature ejaculation. I win.
Well that's just a cheerful thing to post on the Internet.
Stop sniffing your fingers, weirdo!
Yeah, but then you have to buy or find some flowers. A more simple approach would be:
"These flowers will last as long as our marriage."
"You aren't holding any flowers."
"Yeah, we need to talk."
Or they could give plastic flowers and say, "These flowers are like our love; completely and utterly fake, as well as a magnet for dust and spiders."
I thought this was random nonsense. That was why I voted up.
...I am disappoint.
Why did this remind me of the spongebob episode when someone tries to sell him a timeshare
It's funny because you made a typo in that comment on purpose.
YOU FUCKING DUMBASS, YOU'RE WRONG, YOU IDIOT!
Word. ghetto head nod
It would be funny if the word "word" was actually a word. Like you can use it in a sentence and stuff.