I bet you had to read this twice, amirite?
@Kashish "I read it 10 times" "I read it 12 times" You counted?

I read it 7,574 times..
but that's just a rough estimate.

I bet you had to read this twice, amirite?

I didn't want to read it again but then it just happened

How much of a prick you are is directly proportional to how long your drink order is at Starbucks. amirite?

I'll have a double ristretto venti half-soy nonfat decaf organic chocolate brownie iced vanilla double-shot gingerbread frappuccino extra hot with foam, whipped cream, upside down, double blended, one sweet 'n low and one nutrasweet. Oh and and ice. And serve it to me on the moon. That should be all, thanks.

How much of a prick you are is directly proportional to how long your drink order is at Starbucks. amirite?
Buying someone flowers is kind of a weird idea. Like: Hey, these are for you, now watch them slowly die, because I love you. amirite?
Buying someone flowers is kind of a weird idea. Like: Hey, these are for you, now watch them slowly die, because I love you. amirite?
Buying someone flowers is kind of a weird idea. Like: Hey, these are for you, now watch them slowly die, because I love you. amirite?
@Shugah Planting your seeds.....

Stop sniffing your fingers, weirdo!

Buying someone flowers is kind of a weird idea. Like: Hey, these are for you, now watch them slowly die, because I love you. amirite?
@DandyLion That's a great way to tell someone you want a divorce. "These flowers will last as long as our marriage." "These...

Yeah, but then you have to buy or find some flowers. A more simple approach would be:
"These flowers will last as long as our marriage."
"You aren't holding any flowers."
"Yeah, we need to talk."

Buying someone flowers is kind of a weird idea. Like: Hey, these are for you, now watch them slowly die, because I love you. amirite?
@Norma They're trying to say, "These flowers are like our love; beautiful at first, but then starts to die and we hold...

Or they could give plastic flowers and say, "These flowers are like our love; completely and utterly fake, as well as a magnet for dust and spiders."

It would suck if you got tricked into buying a BK franchise in Pensacola, FL. "Hey, I'd like a hamburger." "Would you like franchise with that?" "Yes, yes I would." "In Pensacola?" "Sure.", amirite?

I thought this was random nonsense. That was why I voted up.

...I am disappoint.

It would suck if you got tricked into buying a BK franchise in Pensacola, FL. "Hey, I'd like a hamburger." "Would you like franchise with that?" "Yes, yes I would." "In Pensacola?" "Sure.", amirite?

Why did this remind me of the spongebob episode when someone tries to sell him a timeshare

It would be funny if the word typo was actually a typo. Like it was supposed to be typi or something, but the very first person to type it messed up and was too lazy to change it, amirite?
It would be funny if the word typo was actually a typo. Like it was supposed to be typi or something, but the very first person to type it messed up and was too lazy to change it, amirite?
It would be funny if the word typo was actually a typo. Like it was supposed to be typi or something, but the very first person to type it messed up and was too lazy to change it, amirite?
It would be funny if the word typo was actually a typo. Like it was supposed to be typi or something, but the very first person to type it messed up and was too lazy to change it, amirite?

It would be funny if the word "word" was actually a word. Like you can use it in a sentence and stuff.