Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.
If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are depressed, it doesn’t matter which number you press. No one will answer.
If you are delusional and occasionally hallucinate, please be aware that the thing you are holding on the side of your head is alive and about to bite off your ear.
asia and europe are the same continent, dumbass.
Ant made it, so no.
I'm Sahara, and I'm a poser. What does that mean? Am I a poser trying to be a poser?
This calls for a hotline!
Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.
If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are depressed, it doesn’t matter which number you press. No one will answer.
If you are delusional and occasionally hallucinate, please be aware that the thing you are holding on the side of your head is alive and about to bite off your ear.
And pay taxes and lose the game
Shia LaBeouf, Johnny Depp, all the guys on the starkid team, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Rupert Grint
I think we've all done that.
There is no contrast high enough to hide my Jew nose.
http://www.myfacewhen.com/262/
Aaron Carter was a god.
Who's "consent?"
You think that's bad? I once typed "two" instead of "2" and I missed the entire 9th grade.
Your face is redundant.
Like this one when I see your mom:
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Ella, grow some balls.