The middle east should be its own continent; they are not quite Asian, but not quite European either, amirite?

asia and europe are the same continent, dumbass.

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The Facebook app "<strong><a href="" target="_blank">Who Deleted Me?</a></strong>" is extremely useful, amirite?
If you have to label yourself as something, you aren't that label, you're just a poser. (Ex: "I'm Jess, and I'm emo") amirite?

I'm Sahara, and I'm a poser. What does that mean? Am I a poser trying to be a poser?

It's difficult to hear people say, "Cheer up, you have so much to live for" when you're going through depression because it's not like suddenly I'll say, "You know what? You're totally right. I'm all cheered up now!", amirite?

This calls for a hotline!

Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.
If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are depressed, it doesn’t matter which number you press. No one will answer.
If you are delusional and occasionally hallucinate, please be aware that the thing you are holding on the side of your head is alive and about to bite off your ear.

Technically, if you don't want to do something, you don't have to. The only thing we actually have to do in life is die, amirite?

And pay taxes and lose the game

There's at least one celebrity you'd have sex with no matter how you are, what situation you are in or whatever moment it is. amirite?

Shia LaBeouf, Johnny Depp, all the guys on the starkid team, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Rupert Grint

There is a fair number of attractive ladies on this site, amirite?
If you don't have a nose in any of your pictures, your contrast is probably too high, amirite?

There is no contrast high enough to hide my Jew nose.

Dear Justin Bieber: Haven't we met? Didn't you used to go by "Aaron Carter?" amirite?
You only have sex with consent, amirite?

Who's "consent?"

You hate it when you miss the bus because you took the time to write "You" instead of "u", amirite?

You think that's bad? I once typed "two" instead of "2" and I missed the entire 9th grade.

the phrase "dumb blonde" is redundant. amirite?

Your face is redundant.

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You love it when you find an emoticon that fits exactly what you're trying to convey, amirite?

Like this one when I see your mom: puke smilie


High school would've been REALLY hard for Ella Enchanted, amirite?

Ella, grow some balls.