RandalionAveragePants

If you had Morgan Freeman's voice, you'd sit in a corner and talk to yourself all day, amirite?

I'd hide walkie talkies in people's carts at the grocery store and narrate what they do.

So annoying! And when they try to adopt children and give them a loving home?! Inconceivable!

We all know someone who looks like a horse, amirite?

Look at my horse, my horse is amazing... xD Couldn't resist.

If Peter Parker ever didnt want to be spiderman, I reckon he could make quite a living making hammocks. amirite?

I love that you used 'reckon.'

It sucks when you don't gain weight even though you eat a lot just because of your fast metabolism, amirite?

It is annoying, because being underweight makes people think you're anorexic/bulimic. I've been called both countless times over the years and it really is hurtful. I just want to gain enough weight to donate blood.

It's annoying how some girls at school are told they need to change clothes because they violate the rules, but other girls can get away with wearing microscopic shorts and tank tops without anybody saying a word, amirite?

This happens at my school all the time. Girls get caught for a hole in their jeans, then other girls -- who play sports -- get by with tiny gym shorts. It's not fair.

You can add " WITH MA PENIS!" to the end of any sentence and it would still sound right. ex. I just went swimming...WITH MA PENIS! amirite?

Except not me... Because I am a girl. But this could work if I wanted to confuse people.

You should be the one to buy your first car, that way you learn responsibility, the value of a dollar, and you get yourself out into the working class. amirite?
@ali_d How about your parents get you the car, but you have to pay for the gas and/or insurance? I feel like that might be...

that's what I have to do. I filled up the tank for the first time yesterday, and I'm already realizing I'll need to budget a little better.

Girls: If your boyfriend ever asks you to do anal, tell them "Wait! I need to poop!" If they still wanna do anal... you're screwed. amirite?

One of my coworkers told me about the first time she had anal. She couldn't couldn't poo for two days because he packed it in. (Imagine the scene in Family Guy where Peter says, "Bam, bam, bam, bam!") That is how it was illustrated for me xD

You should be the one to buy your first car, that way you learn responsibility, the value of a dollar, and you get yourself out into the working class. amirite?

It's not everyone's goal to get right out into the working class though. Like CapedCrusader, some people do a lot of extracurriculars to get into college and get scholarship money. That's what I concentrated on, and if I had worked I wouldn't have been able to keep a 4.0 and stay a graduate of distinction. Also, some people's parents don't want them to work during school. My parents had to work full time during their high school years and wanted different for me, which I really appreciate. And you can learn the value of a dollar way before you have to buy a car.

Admit it, all your chocolate from easter is gone, amirite?

I was sick over Easter so I'm just now eating mine.

Girls: When you play violent video games, you just press random buttons and hope for the best. amirite?

Worked for me in Mortal Kombat. I got a babality the first time I played.

Make-up should enhance a girl's natural beauty, not mask it, amirite?

My coworker asked if I was even wearing makeup and I knew I was finally putting it on right.

Straight people: girls- sometimes you see a gey guy whos cute but gey so it's suck. guys- sometimes you see a gey guy whos cute but gey and your straight so it also sucks. amirite?
The valedictorian of any graduating class is always unattractive, amirite?