Ellen DeGeneres is even funnier BECAUSE she doesn't have to resort to swearing, amirite?
@dan94 Everyone has their own opinions. I know I am going to get voted down for this, she's not terrible, I just don't...

SHUT THE FUCK UP SHE IS THE MOST AMAZING PERSON! you obviously haven't seen much of her standup then. Watch her show one day and you will see that she is funny. (I'm sorry if at the beginning of this message I was a little harsh, Ellen is my idol)

Sometimes you just get the urge to touch a black persons hair. amirite?
Sometimes you just get the urge to touch a black persons hair. amirite?
@TheTall123 I definitely support that. girl on girl is hot haha

I think any guy supports that haha. My friend and I have created a reputation at school where everyone thinks we are lesbian for eachother. It's so funny

The shake weight is just preparation for hand jobs, amirite?

I have one, my mom got it for me.... :)

Sometimes you just get the urge to touch a black persons hair. amirite?
Sometimes you just get the urge to touch a black persons hair. amirite?
Sometimes you just get the urge to touch a black persons hair. amirite?
@TheTall123 Well they are easy, no skill requireed

So true. Guys it sucks cuz you need to have skill for man whores :/

Sometimes you just get the urge to touch a black persons hair. amirite?
@TheTall123 Yeah well your a girl. guys like sluts for unique reasons ;)

Sluts are more fun to hangout with haha but yeah I know guys :)

Sometimes you just get the urge to touch a black persons hair. amirite?
@TheTall123 I love slutty girls haha foshooo

Some slits are awesome. Others I just wanna punch on the face lol

Sometimes you just get the urge to touch a black persons hair. amirite?
Sometimes you just get the urge to touch a black persons hair. amirite?
@TheTall123 Well duh. haha i thought it was meant to be

Well it was but people are probably gonna read it and think I'm a total whore hahaha. And yes he does get something when I tease him :)

Sometimes you just get the urge to touch a black persons hair. amirite?
@TheTall123 Well thats not good

Wait I just realized how SLUTTY that sounds...

Sometimes you just get the urge to touch a black persons hair. amirite?
@TheTall123 Well thats not good

No it is good, because then I feel bad and do whatever lol

Ellen DeGeneres is even funnier BECAUSE she doesn't have to resort to swearing, amirite?

And because she is amazing :)

Sometimes you just get the urge to touch a black persons hair. amirite?
@TheTall123 HAhahaa if i was a chick id fuck with my bf too. like do things he wouldnt want and jsut freak him out

I do that daily to him it's so funny. I'm such a tease aT some points and he gets so aggravated hahaha