It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. The length of a penis is 3 times the length of the thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. Women blink 2x as much as men. We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand. The woman has read this entire text. The man is still looking at his thumb, amirite?

Hahaha I'm a girl and I measured to see how big my dick would be if I were a guy. Love this post

The only word I read was "coming".

You have a favorite cheese, amirite?

"mines Gouda :D"

In the future, I'd HATE to tell my grandkids "Back in my day, our books were on PAPER", amirite?
The way that Miley Cyrus is trying to act grown up and get away from her Disney image is sad. Real grown ups are responsible, they don't do drugs, they wear respectable clothes, and they don't party all the time and act out of control. When Emma Watson wanted to get away from her Harry Potter image she went to college, cut her hair, and started modeling. Emma Watson is the real role model, amir... amirite?

Theres a quote from Miley that she said and they play it on my local radio station to make fun of her and she says, "I would never do drugs, they are for stupid people and that's not who I am" hahahahaha dumbfuck.

Oprah is coming to Australia. So what? We want Ellen! amirite?
You have been REALLY obsessed with something at one point in your life, to the point where it's almost all you can think about, amirite?

Currently: Ellen Degeneres :)

For girls: You hate the way tight jeans feel, but you hate the way loose jeans look, amirite?

Solution: don't wear pants! :D

Choosing a Halloween costume is stressful, amirite?

I was prince Poppycock. I looked awesome :) look up what he looks like if you don't know him

It would be very weird if white people were actually white, amirite?

"I'm not white, I'm tan. I applied to a job once and where it said 'ethnicity' I put other and wrote TAN" -Snooki lmfao

It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. The length of a penis is 3 times the length of the thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. Women blink 2x as much as men. We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand. The woman has read this entire text. The man is still looking at his thumb, amirite?
@... It's really sad because I'd have a baby dick my hands are so small hahaha

Haha don't worry I would too. I have the hands of an 8 year old lol

Sometimes you just get the urge to touch a black persons hair. amirite?
You'd rather have Hanukkah off than have Christmas off, amirite?
@DanielJames You incorrectly corrected it.

Nope, since the word is in another language that has it's own characters it can't be translated directly so it is spelled in anyway that sounds like it. It could also be spelled Channukah

Animal testing should be illegal, Amirite?
You never became what you wanted to when you were a little kid (example: I was going to be a super hero who just protected people who didn't know I was protecting them from harm) amirite?