New years should have colors. Like Christmas has red and green and Hanukkah has blue and silver. And Easter is pastel colors. What about new years? Amirite?
Jesus can walk on water. Humans are 75% water. I can walk on humans. Therefore, I am 75% Jesus, amirite?

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The Royal Wedding, live on YouTube.
The Royal Honeymoon, live on RedTube, amirite?

The British are cuming! The British are cuming! The British are cuming!

It seems like nine out of ten guys these days prefer big boobs and the tenth guy prefers the other nine guys, amirite?
guys are like horror movies. they're all fake. amirite?
@1134576

...who was probably just dumped.

Girls: you could use a tits massage right about now. amirite?

Insert random dirty comment id usually say here

Chivalry: Holding the door of the fridge when your girlfriend is making you a sandwich. amirite?
@1108133

Get off your high horse and get back to the kitch--no, sorry, I can't even JOKE about that. I absolutely agree with you.

And before all you people slam me down for this--I don't tolerate posts that are sexist to men, either.

Chivalry: Holding the door of the fridge when your girlfriend is making you a sandwich. amirite?
Find a bike locked onto a bike rack. Put another lock on it, so the owner can't get it. This is an awesome prank, amirite?
Elementary math problems are weird. "'I had 10 chocolate bars and ate 9. What do I have now?'" Oh, I don't know, DIABETES MAYBE.", amirite?

Judy Goldburg gave 6 cents to Benny, who had 8 cents already. How much does Benny have now? Judy is Jewish! She wouldn't give away 6 cents

when you get to school on your birthday, and your locker isn't decorated, it kind of sucks...amirite?
Guys: There is nothing that turns you off more than if a girl is super slutty, amirite?

No, I think it goes 1)Unibrows 2) full length jean skirts 3) AND THEN if a girl is super slutty