AIDS patients: Don't fuck with them, amirite?

-Are you sure we shouldn't fuck with them?
-I'm not just sure, I'm HIV Positive.

Nice Hummer. Sorry about your penis, amirite?

Some women would rather use the electric cars. If you get what I'm sayin'.

Nice Hummer. Sorry about your penis, amirite?
Nice Hummer. Sorry about your penis, amirite?
Nice Hummer. Sorry about your penis, amirite?
@Operator_X It's just that women don't usually understand the man's anatomy

If we don't understand it, stop asking us to suck it on the first date.

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Nice Hummer. Sorry about your penis, amirite?
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A game of hide and seek in your school at midnight, with ten of your closest friends, all the lights off, using only flashlights would be seriously EPIC, amirite?

My dad works at a nearby middle school, so during the summer, I actually have done this . It's pretty freaking awesome :D

"Make a new friend" days at school don't help us make new friends, they just attract those busybody girls who think only having three friends makes you a charity case, amirite?
@ZombieBandwagon I'm pretty sure it's better to have more than three friends..

If you have even one close friend, that's good enough. That's all you really need.

There's that one song that you have to sing loudly and dramatically every time you hear it, amirite?

Don't Stop Believin' -Journey

It's really annoying when you have a boyfriend, and there are guys who still won't stop flirting with you, amirite?

Exactly! It's almost as bad as even thought I never try at all in school, my grades just keep getting better. I want to have to study instead of spending all my free time riding around in my jet-pack while making out with super-models.

It's really annoying when you have a boyfriend, and there are guys who still won't stop flirting with you, amirite?

OMG story of my life OP! Don't think you're the only hot bitch in the world! _^

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Justin Biebers dad left him when he was 2. Imagine how pissed he must be, amirite?

"hey, justin? yeah, its me, i was wondering if you'd like to build our relationship a bit more, id like to be with you, again. Im living in a motel 6, call me"