It's very simple. Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors, amirite?

best show ever

Ellen DeGeneres is even funnier BECAUSE she doesn't have to resort to swearing, amirite?
It's very simple. Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors, amirite?

"Alright. Rock, paper, scissors, lizards, Spock!" both choose Spock "Ahh..."

It's very simple. Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors, amirite?

Big bang theory :D

The new (non touch-screen) mobile site is very nice. Great job, Anthony! amirite?

Mate, I know it's good, but get off his dick.

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The fact that Miley is finding it hard between going to college and being in a movie in the last episode of Hannah Montana is sending a bad message to kids. amirite?

If my child ever had the opportunity to make a movie like that, I would tell them to take it. You can go to college at any point, movies are once-in-a-lifetime.

Straight Guys: It's unfair how girls and gays can find shirtless guys really easily to masturbate to, but topless women are taboo. amirite?

Have you tried the internet?

Straight Guys: It's unfair how girls and gays can find shirtless guys really easily to masturbate to, but topless women are taboo. amirite?
@Simon Yeah, I think that's what it meant - shirtless guys can walk around in public, at the beach, etc., whereas...

Idk about him but for me its just not the same. Id rather a real pair of mediocre tits than 10 pairs of amazing tits on paper

It's kind of awesome when you find out a guy who wears skinny jeans has a big dick, it's like a prize in the cracker jacks box, amirite?

So that's why I'll never fit into skinny jeans. smirk smilie

Guys: all of our dads have given us permission to kick someone's ass in school if they try to pick a fight with us, amirite?

My dad taught me what lawsuit means.

Yes we know some teens only have sex for the wrong reasons, but that doesn't give others the right to make judgements and sweeping statements about all of us, amirite?

Girls, it's all about the teasing and not about the pleasing!

Yes we know some teens only have sex for the wrong reasons, but that doesn't give others the right to make judgements and sweeping statements about all of us, amirite?

sex is awesome

You want to have the powers of a superhero, but not the responsibility of one, amirite?
I fall asleep with sweatpants and a sweatshirt on and I wakeup in a bra and shorts, looks like my sleeping self knows I wanna be a stripper too. Amirite?

Yeah that happens to me too...I just randomly wake up in nothing but a bra and panties. BTW I'm a guy.

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I fall asleep with sweatpants and a sweatshirt on and I wakeup in a bra and shorts, looks like my sleeping self knows I wanna be a stripper too. Amirite?