You miss the days when you could safely push someone into a pool, now you gotta worry about the iPod, the cellphone, maybe a PSP, you push someone in, it costs you 939$, amirite?
it's weird to think that one day in the future there will be a chapter in a history textbook called "9/11 and the war on terror.", amirite?

We're becoming those old people who say stuff like "when I was young, we were in the great depression. We didn't have them "ipods" or "nintendo wiis." All we had to entertain ourselves was pick-up-sticks. We could only afford four sticks though. Had to use the rest for firewood."

If you're stressed, you get pimples. If you cry, you get wrinkles. So SMILE and get dimples. amirite?

awwwwwwwwwwwwwww isn't that sunny and inspiring. except dimples are genetic.

A year's supply of calendars isn't as much as it sounds, amirite?
@1083385

insert Spongebob quote containing clever usage of the word "blame" resulting in a significant enough number of loves to make me feel socially empowered on this site yet completely unaffected in my day-to-day life here

men would look weird without boobs, amirite?

just like girls would look weird without penises. oh wait...

It is sad that some people care more about Charlie Sheen than they do about a 8.9 Magnitude Earthquake and Tsunami in north Japan, amirite?
@Big_Boss Some idiots at my school can't point out Japan on a map. Some even make retarded jokes about how Korea is...

One psycho girl at my school posted on fb that japan deserved it for what they did to korea and wished a million more earthquakes on them. One if the few times I'm glad I can't read minds, because I'd really be scared to know what drugs she sneaks to the conductor of her train of thought.

Yeah, I just hate knowing things. Ignorance is power, right? Not that I would know.

Marching band is a sport...Amirite?
@Sierra43 People who say Marching Band and cheerleading are sports have obviously never been in a real sport, like...

People who say marching band and cheerleading aren't sports have obviously never been a part of them. See what I did there.

@clever_username ... Or everyone would chose to be creamated...

Or sugared. Personally, I'd rather be sugared thaIn creamated. Haha. Ha. Ha.

Love is like two people holding a rubber band. They pull, then when one person let's go, it's the person who held on that gets hurt, amirite?
@1030331

Love is like amirite. Sometimes cheesy, sometimes serious, often makes you laugh, occasionally makes you mad or feels like a waste of time, but we all keep coming back for some reason :)

Just because they're gay, doesn't mean that they're gay for YOU, amirite?
@1004135

Yes, but people tend to be more homophobic than heterophobic. Yes I made up a word.

You hate it when your girlfriend asks you to hold her handbag, and it doesn't match what you're wearing, amirite?

I can't BELIEVE he got POTD again. this is seriously depressing. I'm going to DIE and come back and die again, then I'll go poor from all the money I'm spending on my overpaid ex-barber-then-butcher-then-blacksmith-then-buddhist-monk-now-therapist, fall of the edge of the earth and land on the dark side if the sun, and my family and all its descendents will be cursed until stanley yelnats the 4th carries hector zoroni up the mountain while singing and then eat onions together. All because of this injustice.

Chris Hansen should help Rebecca Black's confusion and tell her to have a seat over there, amirite?
@Chapstick Rosa Parks could give Rebecca some lessons in seat choosing. She knew how to pick a seat and stick with it.

She's afraid of commitment. The only stable thing in her life is Friday, dutifully arriving once every 7 days. (for FUN x 4)

When you're told to eat all of your food 'because there are starving children in Africa', you are really being asked to be appreciative. It's true that eating all your food isn't going to help any malnourished kids, but stuffing down another morsel makes your mother happy: it hurts her when the meal she cooked for two hours of her own time just goes to waist, amirite?
Don't tell me i don't know what love is. Juliet was 14 when she died for her love. amirite?

You don't know what love is. Neither do I. As Eminem said, "I don't know what love is. I just know what it feels like."