The phrase "inherited your dick from your mother" is hilarious.
I planned on doing that regardless of whether or not they love me.
This is called a post.
As Billy Joe put it, "When masturbation's lost its fun, you're fucking lonely!"
You're the silly goose, not me. You're the one saying silly things, not me. You're the one behaving like an idiot, not me
Looks like someone's been rolling in her deep.
Fuck yeah, I'm a champion.
Wow, it's a hilarious list. I love the informal descriptions, that are unlike Wikipedia's usual proffesional tone: "
A cow with antlers atop a pole near electrical cabling. Wikipedia contains other images and articles that are similarly shocking and/or udderly amoosing."
Not if he got some bitchin' turbines.
I rationalise this in my head by saying time machines are like telephones - there has to be a recieving end. The day we invent a time machine will be the earliest possible date to which someone can return.
... it's a theory, right?
"The Post of the Day is the very first post you see when you come to amirite, so we try to make it something that really shows what amirite is all about." Yeah basically.
The greatest tragedy of our generation- what with cell phones and iPads now- is that these moments are so rare that they are considered "magic".
Well Lucyjoan, it's quite simple.
If you re-arrange the letters in 'No post of the day' You get 'foop tha dony dest'
If you type 'foop tha dony dest' in Google translate from English to simplified Chinese you with get 'foop THA dony DEST'. As you can see 'THA' and 'DEST' are capitalized for some reason. If you take the capitalized words and put them together, you get 'THADEST' which if said quickly sounds like 'The test'
Which I obviously just passed.
That's why I constructed this manual, for people like you!
How to Get Liked on Amirite
1. Write "first" on any post that doesn't have any comments yet. People will admire your quick speed.
2. When commenting, ignore the Reply button. It's only there for decoration.
3. There's a user named Anthony on here that nobody likes. Send him insulting messages.
4. If there aren't many comments on POTD, say so. How else are people going to know?
5. If you don't like the current POTD, say so. People care, right?
6. If somebody votes down your post, report them.
7. If somebody votes down your comment, report them.
8. If somebody "steals your wall virginity", they're probably an online pedophile. Report them.
9. If one of your posts gets deleted, the mod probably just didn't get it. Keep re-posting it until they understand.
10. Lastly, and most important, never relate a comment to the post. People will think you're a freak.
Just follow the above rules and you should be fine!