You already have an idea about what you want to name your future kids, amirite?

(the x will be silent - just to confuse people)
and Bob.
(Everyone wants a friend named Bob!)
And, of course, I will have a dog named Stay, that way I could say "Come here, Stay!" just to confuse it.

You already have an idea about what you want to name your future kids, amirite?

Lisa, Bart and Maggie.
Well, I wanted to name them Doughnuts, Beer and Duff, but my wife had other plans...

You already have an idea about what you want to name your future kids, amirite?

Optimus Beyonce.

Saying ‘I’m sorry’ is the same as saying ‘I apologize.’...Except at a funeral, amirite?

I want to buy a bunch of hermit crabs and make them live together. People will say, "Are those hermit crabs?" and I'll say, "Not anymore! These are MINGLING crabs."

I've noticed a LOT of Demetri quotes on this website :/

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How do hobos deal with their periods, amirite?

Is it weird that I've always thought of hobos as only guys?

You live in an, amirite?

Awww this post made me iink!!!

Cabinet should be pronounced with two syllables, not three, amirite?

a vanishing cabinet? a vanishing cabinet.

Ugh, my co-workers bug the heck out of me. One of them's a chick who doesn't know left from right. But she's pretty hot. The other girl's really really smart but I swear, she looks like she came from a nerd convention. And then there's this guy who seems like he's high all the time, and for some reason he brings his dog to work everyday. So yeah, we travel in a bus and solve mysteries and stuff... amirite?

My co workers are total losers. theres one girls who is as dumb as a stump but guys love her cuz shes hot. theres this guy with an ascott (who i suspect might be gay) and this guy who gets high off dog food and talks to his dog. i think im the only smart person in this group

Anonymous +4Reply
Jesus has a sweet beard, amirite?

Chuck Norris was actually the fourth wise man who gave Jesus the gift of a beard. The other four wisemen were so jelous that they took him out of the bible. They all soon died of mysterious round house kick causes.

Anonymous +1Reply
out of all badass star names in the universe such as pollux, sirius, betelgeuse, cephei, etc. we call our star, Sun. cool. amirite?

All the good names were taken by the Noble House of Black

Anonymous +5Reply
The pringles man and the monopoly man look like relatives. amirite?

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and this pokémon.

Roses are red, nuts are brown. Skirts go up, pants come down. Body to body, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry, comes out wet. The longer it's in, the stronger it gets. You pull it out and it starts to sag... Oops! It's not what you think, it's a Lipton Tea Bag! amirite?

i didn't know you pulled down your pants to drink tea.

Anonymous +48Reply
If Hogwarts was a real school, it would have closed a long time ago. No government on Earth would accept a school that hired Voldemort, kept a giant snake slithering around, let a mass murder in, hired a Death Eater, housed a potentially fatal competition, and punished kids with torture devices. Not to mention the homicidal tree on the grounds, amirite?

Not to worry, we've only had one death at the school, belonging to poor old Cedric. And we didn't know Tom Riddle was going to grow up into Voldemort! That's just unfair! I think you should mull the matter over a big tub of Acid Pops.
~Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore

your mind was blown when you realised the word 'bed' actually looks like a bed, but your head exploded when you realised the word 'letters' actually look like letters. amirite?

and the word "word" actually looks like a word.

Anonymous +275Reply
I think the makers of the film called the 'Saw' films by that name, just so people could have the following conversation: "Did you see Saw?" "Yeah, I saw Saw." "Did you see Saw 2?" "I saw Saw 2 too" "Did you see Saw 3?" "No, but I saw Saw 4" "Why did you see Saw 4 before you saw Saw 3 for?", amirite?
@Try saying that 10 times fast

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