(the x will be silent - just to confuse people)
(Everyone wants a friend named Bob!)
And, of course, I will have a dog named Stay, that way I could say "Come here, Stay!" just to confuse it.
Lisa, Bart and Maggie.
Well, I wanted to name them Doughnuts, Beer and Duff, but my wife had other plans...
I want to buy a bunch of hermit crabs and make them live together. People will say, "Are those hermit crabs?" and I'll say, "Not anymore! These are MINGLING crabs."
I've noticed a LOT of Demetri quotes on this website :/
Is it weird that I've always thought of hobos as only guys?
Awww this post made me iink!!!
a vanishing cabinet? a vanishing cabinet.
My co workers are total losers. theres one girls who is as dumb as a stump but guys love her cuz shes hot. theres this guy with an ascott (who i suspect might be gay) and this guy who gets high off dog food and talks to his dog. i think im the only smart person in this group
Chuck Norris was actually the fourth wise man who gave Jesus the gift of a beard. The other four wisemen were so jelous that they took him out of the bible. They all soon died of mysterious round house kick causes.
All the good names were taken by the Noble House of Black
and this pokémon.
i didn't know you pulled down your pants to drink tea.
Not to worry, we've only had one death at the school, belonging to poor old Cedric. And we didn't know Tom Riddle was going to grow up into Voldemort! That's just unfair! I think you should mull the matter over a big tub of Acid Pops.
~Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore
and the word "word" actually looks like a word.
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