It's fun trying to think of a sentence or phrase no one has ever said before in the history of the world. amirite?

"Don't eat that bagel; its my girlfriend."

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Every word is an acronym if you look hard enough, amirite?
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Perhaps nobody even uses most of nature’s organic, unique life treasures. Realistically, anyone might invent creations replicating organic splendors. Could other, presumably inorganic creations, substitute impressive life incredulities? Creations offering very ostentatious lure could amazingly now only complicate our natural interests. Our standpoint is subjective.

That took me forever, it better get me a shit ton of loves.

Smoking cigarettes should be illegal. Its harmful to the smoker, its addictive, its harmful to others (secondhand smoke) and harmful to the environment. Its worse than weed! amirite?

Ok, check it. . . NO. When you make a substance illegal, you create an underground market. Organized crime's only major source of income is illicit drug-trade. The more substances that are illegal, the more well-funded they are. That only makes them better at killing our soliders/cops trying to keep them out of our borders. Also, this will eliminate quality control of the tobacco, so it will be even more harmful than it already is. Since it's such a large market, I'm guessing the Government currently makes a massive amount of money off of taxing it. If it were illegal, we'd lose all that money, putting us in an even worse economy. If it were illegal, it'd also be a criminal offence, and our prisons would be that much more crowded with people getting caught. Clearly the intentions are good, but the idea is all wrong. Prohibiton dose not decrease a substance's use at all, and if the substace is still used, regulation is the absolute best option. This applies to all non-weaponized things.

How to get over your fear of the dark: As soon as you turn the lights off, start masturbating. No monster wants to see that shit. While doing it, stare at the corner and whisper, tenderly, “this is for you”, amirite?