Oh hott guy! pushes out boobs, amirite?
@anbright Hahahah thanks?;)

That's what you call a backhanded compliment, if I ever did hear one.

But what you girls don't know is, it's kinda annoying... like me personally, when I'm trying to have a conversation with my friends, I hate it when girls keep distracting me with their boobs. I mean some take their shirts off and throw it at my face, while others rip it off, and then there are some who pour chocolate syrup on their body and make out with other girls and I'm like, "Can I have a minute with my friends?"

I put that "Take ten years off" make-up on my 9 and a half year old brother. I don't know where he went, but it might explain why my mom got fat and is acting like a bitch, amirite?
@987538

Hold the phone. HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE. This guy asked for his own post to be POTD... AND ANTHONY LET IT HAPPEN?!?!

THE ANTHONY I KNOW AND LOVE, THE ANTHONY I PRAY TO BEFORE I GO TO BED, THE ANTHONY THAT I HAVE A HAND-MADE GOLD STATUE OF THAT I SACRIFICE MY PRIZED GOATS TO, DOES NOT DO THIS. THIS IS THE WORK OF YNOHTNA, THE OPPOSITE OF ANTHONY.

You hate when you accidentally divide by zero and then your math homework bursts into flames, ruining all your hard work, amirite?
You can tell a lot about a person by what their username is, amirite?

I learned that you're an accomplished Legilimens. I must brush up my Occlumency skills.

There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator, amirite?
@Shadi Thank you for understanding my intended demographic.

(Chauncy Pickles): Excellent.

On that note, I've invented a guillotine that people can use to cut off their heads. The potential market is enormous - basically everyone that currently has a head.

Butterflies are just gay moths, amirite?

This post and group of comments is offensive to butterflies, moths, gays, emos, retards, hobos, dykes, people who can't play sports, dolphins, sharks, and ugly people.

I love it.

I'm like the spine on a care of magical creatures book; if you stroke me right I'll open wide for you, amirite?

It's not a "care of magical creatures" book it's the monster book of monsters.