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"Whoever did the rhyme, did the crime."
Which is why most rappers are black, amirite?
@Shugah Man, who knew Dr. Seuss was such a G? Bitch, I ain't want no green eggs and ham. Move fo' I bust a cap in yo'...

Rick Perry would do awful reading Dr. Sues books,

"1 fish, 2 fish, uhhh, hold on, I forgot. Oops."

The world is not going to end in 2012. Why? Because on 11/11 2011 at 11:11, millions of people are going to wish that the world is not going to end in 2012. amirite?

Play table tennis. Bitches love table tennis.

Special occasions must be decided based on how scared people are of things. Trees only get one day. Sharks get a week. Black people get a whole month, amirite?
@Jabberjay I don't know about you, but I am pretty scared of trees. I'm highly allergic and get hives. The last time I touched...

"I don't know about you, but I am pretty scared of sharks. I'm highly allergic and get hives. The last time I touched a shark I was 8 and it bit my left eye and my eyelid swelled up and I almost went blind in my right eye.

"I don't know about you, but I am pretty scared of blacks. I'm highly allergic and get hives. The last time I touched a black I was 8 and he punched me in my face and I almost went blind in my right eye."

Woo. I found these more exciting.