Once upon a time, there was a woman named Teressa Lenz, who owned the Anchor Bar in Buffalo, NY with her husband Frank. One late night, their son Dominic dropped by for a visit with some of his hungry college buddies. Teressa wasn't sure what to feed them, so she took some chicken wings (which were normally discarded or used for stock), deep-fried them and dipped them in sauce, and served them with celery sticks and bleu cheese. Needless to say, they were a huge hit, and the legendary Buffalo wing was born. The end.

(This is the most accepted version of events in Buffalo,confirmed by Wikipedia.)

Friends? HA!

This made me think of that one song, "Red Solo cup, I lift you up, let's have a party..."

I'm not the only one who thinks this? Yes! I'm not alone!

"Once you NAME it, you start getting ATTATCHED to it!"

Yeah, not really sarcasm, more of a self-deprecating sense of humor. I know I missed Uruguay, anything else?

Sure thing, I know what you meant, too, I'm just from the North and we don't say "Y'all" very often, hence I misspelled it.

It was sarcasm.

A legit arrow shot from a legit bow, piercing one's kneecap. It sounds pretty painful.

I'm graduating next spring and I've never had a boyfriend either. Lots of kids don't date till college.

Wait till they're barefoot. Scatter Lego bricks in their path.

Did you do the cinnamon challenge, too?

(I don't really make jokes like this but I couldn't pass this one up. )

True, you can make actors sing, like on the Disney Channel. But you can't make them sing well.

Unless you autotune their songs within an inch of their life.

Its from one of the video games in the Elder Scrolls series, Skyrim. In the gameplay, this dude you talk to says "I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee."

It spawned many "I used to __, then I took a _ to the ____ " jokes.

No one saying do this, no one saying be there, no one saying stop that, no one saying see here!

(NOW SEE HERE!)