RemyHemingway

'Twas Christmas morning and all through the site the users received achievements with delight. The family gave gifts in its own special way: by posting uplifting and kind posts today. The quarrels so common at this time of year found almost no place on our little site here. To convey my feelings I produced a rhyme (my small present rapped in a poetic chime). To our online family I must say good night, and thank you, have a good Christmas, amirite?

T'was the morning of Christmas, and all through the house the guinea pig was flying and disturbing the mouse. The wrapping lay torn on the floor and the chair and the children, clutching toys, had made the sofa their lair. The parents had retreated, clutching their heads, and drank from their coffee right down to the dregs. And I with my laptop and my wings that I flap, had just begun thinking about inspirational crap. When upon my screen I beheld such a post, I knew I must comment, a metaphorical toast. Down for my keyboard I reached in a flash, typing so hard the keys clicked and crashed.
The sun on the side of the concrete did shine as I deflected my siblings who begged with a whine. "I need to finish this!" I exclaimed as I made words appear. "It might get more Loves than all my work yet this year!" With my fingers rushing, so lively and quick, I tacked on a line and finished with a click. More rapid than updates my words came, and I thought of my Followers and called them by name. "Look Jerkface! Look Bro_Nap! Look dawg56! See colette, see Xefon, see Rashed and trueshimmerchapstick! To the top of the post and the end of the wall, but I ran out of space before calling them all

Americans: You call it the 4th of July and not Independence Day, amirite?

July 4th: the day where We eat cheeseburgers, drink beer, and blow up shit. BECAUSE WE'RE AMERICAN.

It takes a brave man to admit he's wrong. It takes a braver man to not delete the original comment, amirite?
If they ever come out with a new soda, it should be called F5. Because it's so refreshing. amirite?

If they make a cure for aids, they should call it F8, because it takes you to safe mode.

If they ever come out with a new soda, it should be called F5. Because it's so refreshing. amirite?

At first I thought of tornadoes and I was all DA FUQ!?!?!?!?!? Then I remember my keyboard......

It sucks to live in the shadow of your older brother or sister. Imagine if Jesus Christ had a little brother or sister. How do you live up to THAT? amirite?
How the hell did the guys who climbed Mt. Everest ever get down? amirite?
@Every post on amirite is a question :P

Ya, but that was like a double question. A question in a question... INQUESTION

If you were in a room with Osama Bin Laden, Saddam Hussein, and Justin Bieber and had a gun with two bullets, you's shoot Osama Bin Laden and Saddam Hussein because you're not a douche that wishes death on innocent people, amirite?

if i was in a room with Osama Bin Laden, Saddam Hussein, and Justin Bieber and had a gun with 2 bullets I would not shoot the 2 dead guys, I would probaly leave the room. If I had to kill someone then I would shoot Justin Bieber.

Coffee is an addictive substance. People who drink it have smelly breath. Nicotine is an addictive substance. People who smoke it have smelly breath. So why don't we see people yelling at coffee drinkers, amirite?

That's like saying that blowing bubbles and smoking weed are both bad because it stings if it gets in your eyes.

Anonymous +73Reply
Love isn't about ridiculous little words. Love is about grand gestures. Love is about airplanes pulling banners over stadiums, proposals on jumbo-trons, giant words in sky writing. Love is about going that extra mile even if it hurts, letting it all hang out there. Love is about finding courage inside of you that you didn't even know was there, amirite?

That was a very eloquent piece of crap.

Anonymous +81Reply
Your openly jealous of ambidextrous people, amirite?
@Montana I enjoy throwing off the pitcher when I switch sides ;)

Either you play softball, or the kids these days are coming up with crazy new sexual phrases that I've never heard of.

Cheesy pick-up lines are the cutest way to ask a girl out. amirite?

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

There is that one song one your I-pod that you regret buying, amirite?

errr, yea. buying...

Anonymous +62Reply
It's stupid how gay marriage is known as gay marriage and not just "Marriage". Just because you have lunch doesn't mean you have 'gay lunch'. Just because you park your car doesn't mean you 'gay parked', amirite?
@There is nothing traditional about love.

I'm not talking about love, I'm talking about marriage.

It's stupid how gay marriage is known as gay marriage and not just "Marriage". Just because you have lunch doesn't mean you have 'gay lunch'. Just because you park your car doesn't mean you 'gay parked', amirite?
@Gay marriages shouldn't be allowed. It's against the bible and as a Christian I despise them.

With this logic, you should despise everyone. Because everyone sins. And all sins are equal in God's eyes.