How about this one;
It's weird how in Christmas pornos the kids always yell "Santa came!" as if they expected him not to, amirite?
...but since you aren't a pokemon I choose your sister.
Insert almost any musician is better than Lil Wayne.
People who call Sarah Palin stupid have A LOT more to go on than that. Every other thing that comes out of her mouth is a catastrophe, there are so many fundamental facts that she just doesn't know. Here is an example; http://www.huffingtonpost.com/c..._b_130761.html
The bible: Spoiler! Jesus dies!
@790804 (Mike_Hawk): If you find a skilled plastic surgeon, you two could be the perfect couple.
I love how you're being passive aggresive by saying you love it when you actually don't.
It's so the queen can go make him a sandwich faster.
Lol'd more at your comment than hers, the post isn't supposed to be funny...
A guy and pedobear checks a girl out: Guy: "Dude, that girl is hot." Pedobear "Her baby is hotter!"
She's from the future clearly.
I don't think the characters sexuality should be important to cartoons in the first place whether they are hetero or homo. What do you want them to do, show Bert doing Ernie?
Anthony should make a cowbell button.
"Say hello to my little companion!" - Scarface.