Helium: HeHeHe, this is clever. Sodium: Na, it isn't that clever. Gold: Au, Sodium, YES it is. Silver: Ag, I don't get it.
Lawl! Like, I toootally respect heterosexuals and all, it's just they need to keep their heterosexuality to themSELVES. Also, again, I TOOOTALLY respect it, it's just well (lawl!) I don't think you straights should have have the right to marry either. My religion dictates it, and if you disagree then gersh, stop religiously persecuting me already! ALRIGHTBYELOL xoxo
First ever was an accident..some guy saw the back of my head in the hallway, mistook me for his girlfriend, then really fast spun me around and attacked my face with his face
Still to this day have no fuckin clue who it was, he just shouted "OH SHIT BALLS YOU'RE NOT HER" and ran the other way
Imma pet a porcupine...with my penis.
Don't forget that on Tuesdays we have the PUNCH TROUT IN THE FACE CONTEST followed by CHOPPING DOWN TREES WITH YOUR DICK!
Well, at first I only had the dragons I was born with. But I found Harry Potter really inspiring, so now I've got an arsenal of protective spells as well. There's the Thieves Downfall; that one reveals men who don't truly love me. And then, of course, there's the hymen that sucks people inside and traps them there. I check it once every ten years. And to even gain access to this place you need to show the key to my chastity belt to a bat-eared goblin. Next I'll be getting the "Welcome, stranger, but take heed" poem tattooed above my pubic hair. It's a work in progress.
"So this kid is flying a car..."
Just write, "Every teacher I have ever had has retired less than half way through the school year."
Car's ruined. Time to buy a new one.
Also black people
So this is why no one ever approaches me...
Oh my god BlacklightsAndQueens you can't just ask people if they eat fish.
I like penises--er, I mean... No, I mean penises.