rerisenphoenix

It is better to seek forgiveness than to ask for permission.

Except when it come to rape...

If you happen to lose a tree you own, a good way to find it is to nail a picture of it to a dog.

What the hell?

You appreciate that <script>if ( currentUserUsername ) { document.write(currentUserUsername+" is an active user");}
else { document.write("there are many active users"); }</script> on this site, amirite?

Nah, man, that guy sucks

Nipples come in many shades from pink to brown. Amirite?

"Ma'am, I'm going to have to ask you to show me your breasts. Don't worry, it's for science."

Spiders should be, though. Those things are terrifying.

If you look closely at the picture, you can see it's actually photoshopped

McDonalds needs to stop pretending to be healthy as if their customers go to McDonalds because it's healthy. People eat at McDonalds because it tastes good and is quick, amirite?

Well...it's quick anyway

It's hard to believe that the greatest division in American politics these days is "pro-" or "anti-Chick-fil-A," amirite?
@Frank_n_Furter It's hard to believe you think that's the greatest division in American politics.

Dude, this is a joke, hence the "Joke" category. Sarcasm is not your strong suit.

Abortions should be legal if people don't have the money to fund their baby. Amirite?

You misspelled murder

You would marry Justin Bieber for his money. Amirite?
Disney movies are amazing but Disney CHANNEL movies suck ass, amirite?

There was a time when I would have raped and killed your entire family for saying that. But, anymore, I'd agree.

Why do we still study Shakespeare in high school? It's the most useless thing ever, amirite?

SOMEONE'S never heard of Justin Beiber

Morgan Freeman should start being the voice of GPS systems. amirite?

I don't know that listening to something that will cause an eargasm while driving is the best idea

It sucks when the decision is made by someone it doesn't affect. amirite?

I'll make that decision for myself, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

The shows "Swamp People" and "Billy the Exterminator" make all Louisianaians look like completely uneducated hicks, when really, we're not, amirite?

Louisiana-The longest word known to anyone in Louisiana