Amirite?

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If gay people are fruity, then straight people are veggies and bisexuals are tomatos, amirite?

First time I've ever been called a tomatoe...

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There are some people that are really fun in person but boring to talk to over text/chat/phone and some that are really nice to text and stuff but boring in person, amirite?

I was just thinking that

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Sometimes when you cry, no one's there to see your tears. Sometimes when you're worried, no one's there to see your pain. Sometimes when you're happy, no one's there to see your smile. But fart just one time...amirite?

Friend me ;)

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What can't Steve Martin do, amirite?
Girls: when you have your period, you sometimes like to leave your pad in for a really long time so it starts smelling and you can sniff it when you pee. amirite?

Seek mental help. Now. Hell, I'll even pay for it

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People dress up as condoms?

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