RetardedKangaroo

Guys: You're not gay, but you'd totally blow Kurt Cobain. amirite?

Waits for conspiracy theories about how he died to pop up

Idea: if anybody ever points a gun at you, right before they kill you say some enigmatic shit like "the unicorns run more freely on the blue side" so they'll wonder what the hell you were talking about until the day they die, amirite?
@accioglasses If someone held a gun to my face, I wouldn't be trying to think of some random shit to say. I'd be freaking the...

Unless freaking the HELL OUT is some new way of making people not shoot you that I've not heard about, say some random shit to enact your revenge. If you're going to die anyway (which freaking the HELL OUT won't help) you might as well torture him for the rest of his life.

The people who spend all day arguing over which is better only really need to decide if they'd rather be cleaning Windows or making big Macs, amirite?

Negative:
"After all this time, I can't believe it was a bloody banana that killed me." - Ivanka Perko (killed by a falling banana)
"Hey boys, you're about to see the damaging effect electricity has on wood!" Richard Wood (on the electric chair)
"Either that wallpaper goes, or I do." -Oscar Wilde
(About to be put to death by firing squad)"Do you have any last requests?" they asked. "Yes... a bullet-proof vest." - James W. Francois

sequels of movies are always worse than the first movie, amirite?
Idea: if anybody ever points a gun at you, right before they kill you say some enigmatic shit like "the unicorns run more freely on the blue side" so they'll wonder what the hell you were talking about until the day they die, amirite?
Idea: if anybody ever points a gun at you, right before they kill you say some enigmatic shit like "the unicorns run more freely on the blue side" so they'll wonder what the hell you were talking about until the day they die, amirite?
You would totally eat green eggs and ham in a box, with a fox, in a house, with a mouse, and so on, amirite?
Idea: if anybody ever points a gun at you, right before they kill you say some enigmatic shit like "the unicorns run more freely on the blue side" so they'll wonder what the hell you were talking about until the day they die, amirite?
@Dth maybe he will devote his entire life searching for an answer to your statement, only to realize that he is a dumb...

Even better would be if he never realized he's a dumb motherfucker and dies anguished because he never figured it out :]

It would be hilarious if someone robbed your house through the chimney, Santa style, amirite?
You would totally eat green eggs and ham in a box, with a fox, in a house, with a mouse, and so on, amirite?
You were surprised and slighty sad when you found out Daniel Radcliff didn't actually wear glasses or have a British accent, amirite?
@He doesn't wear glasses but he has an English accent...

I think I knew that somewhere in the deep recesses of my mind... oh well, too late now. If this ever makes it to the homepage, ill write that as a response thingy which I just now forgot the name for.

Science has an actual explanation to things,God is simply an explanation by word. It has been 2010 years and we haven't seen one sign of God (material).Science is the answer.Religion is simply a way to cope psychologicaly and to opresses people's minds in certain countries. Not just Islam but other religions too,the "rules" that guide what you can and can't do that were created THOUSANDS years ... amirite?
"I hate this song so much.." moments later "WHY IS IT STUCK IN MY HEAD?!", amirite?

YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE I'M LIVING A TEENAGE DREAM!

(The. Most. Contagious. Song. In. The. World.)

Idea: if anybody ever points a gun at you, right before they kill you say some enigmatic shit like "the unicorns run more freely on the blue side" so they'll wonder what the hell you were talking about until the day they die, amirite?