RetardedKangaroo

Idea: if anybody ever points a gun at you, right before they kill you say some enigmatic shit like "the unicorns run more freely on the blue side" so they'll wonder what the hell you were talking about until the day they die, amirite?

Negative:
"After all this time, I can't believe it was a bloody banana that killed me." - Ivanka Perko (killed by a falling banana)
"Hey boys, you're about to see the damaging effect electricity has on wood!" Richard Wood (on the electric chair)
"Either that wallpaper goes, or I do." -Oscar Wilde
(About to be put to death by firing squad)"Do you have any last requests?" they asked. "Yes... a bullet-proof vest." - James W. Francois

Idea: if anybody ever points a gun at you, right before they kill you say some enigmatic shit like "the unicorns run more freely on the blue side" so they'll wonder what the hell you were talking about until the day they die, amirite?
@Or... You could try to hit the gunman and escape...

Because I can totally hit someone faster than he can pull a trigger.

Idea: if anybody ever points a gun at you, right before they kill you say some enigmatic shit like "the unicorns run more freely on the blue side" so they'll wonder what the hell you were talking about until the day they die, amirite?
@accioglasses If someone held a gun to my face, I wouldn't be trying to think of some random shit to say. I'd be freaking the...

Unless freaking the HELL OUT is some new way of making people not shoot you that I've not heard about, say some random shit to enact your revenge. If you're going to die anyway (which freaking the HELL OUT won't help) you might as well torture him for the rest of his life.

The people who spend all day arguing over which is better only really need to decide if they'd rather be cleaning Windows or making big Macs, amirite?
The people who spend all day arguing over which is better only really need to decide if they'd rather be cleaning Windows or making big Macs, amirite?
@Maya I didn't get it at first but then I was like "ooh ok lolz".

the assumption being that if you're going to argue about something like that, you're so stupid your only choices are washing windows and making big macs

Math tells us of the 3 saddest love stories: Of parallel lines, who were never meant to meet. Of tangent lines, who were together once then parted forever. And of asymptotes, who could only get closer and closer, but never could be together. amirite?
@Rocky At least it's not an irrational love.

Well, .9 could be in love with 1, but could never get there. If that's really how you need to look at it.

Guys: You're not gay, but you'd totally blow Kurt Cobain. amirite?

Waits for conspiracy theories about how he died to pop up

Idea: if anybody ever points a gun at you, right before they kill you say some enigmatic shit like "the unicorns run more freely on the blue side" so they'll wonder what the hell you were talking about until the day they die, amirite?
Idea: if anybody ever points a gun at you, right before they kill you say some enigmatic shit like "the unicorns run more freely on the blue side" so they'll wonder what the hell you were talking about until the day they die, amirite?
@strawberrybanana I don't get the first one. If he was killed by a banana, when did he have time to make a quip about it? But these...

She was 73 years old and had a skin condition which made it very thin. She dropped a banana she was trying open and the pointy side scratched down her leg. While doctors were trying to save her, she said that, but unfortunately died of complications.

Math tells us of the 3 saddest love stories: Of parallel lines, who were never meant to meet. Of tangent lines, who were together once then parted forever. And of asymptotes, who could only get closer and closer, but never could be together. amirite?

You know what makes me sad about math? .9 repeating. Forever and ever it will continue to get ever closer to being 1, but it will never get there. It's slightly depressing.

Even though mirrors are only suuposed to be the colors that they reflect, somehow they're still silver. amirite?

FINALLY someone who agrees with me. One of my friends asked me, "What color are mirrors?" and I was like silver. And she was like no they're not. And I was like YES THEY ARE.

There should be a setting on computers that if your earphones suddenly get ripped out, all music or noise the computer is making stops, amirite?
There should be a setting on computers that if your earphones suddenly get ripped out, all music or noise the computer is making stops, amirite?
@1328050

First, the required reaction
HOLY SHIT IT'S ANTHONY
Sorry. Anyway, which one is that? I'm gonna go buy that too.