(not as fun)
"After all this time, I can't believe it was a bloody banana that killed me." - Ivanka Perko (killed by a falling banana)
"Hey boys, you're about to see the damaging effect electricity has on wood!" Richard Wood (on the electric chair)
"Either that wallpaper goes, or I do." -Oscar Wilde
(About to be put to death by firing squad)"Do you have any last requests?" they asked. "Yes... a bullet-proof vest." - James W. Francois
Because I can totally hit someone faster than he can pull a trigger.
Unless freaking the HELL OUT is some new way of making people not shoot you that I've not heard about, say some random shit to enact your revenge. If you're going to die anyway (which freaking the HELL OUT won't help) you might as well torture him for the rest of his life.
the assumption being that if you're going to argue about something like that, you're so stupid your only choices are washing windows and making big macs
Well, .9 could be in love with 1, but could never get there. If that's really how you need to look at it.
Waits for conspiracy theories about how he died to pop up
You've got nothing to lose so...
you might as well enact your revenge :]
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
(please tell me you've read/seen the Shining.)
She was 73 years old and had a skin condition which made it very thin. She dropped a banana she was trying open and the pointy side scratched down her leg. While doctors were trying to save her, she said that, but unfortunately died of complications.
You know what makes me sad about math? .9 repeating. Forever and ever it will continue to get ever closer to being 1, but it will never get there. It's slightly depressing.
FINALLY someone who agrees with me. One of my friends asked me, "What color are mirrors?" and I was like silver. And she was like no they're not. And I was like YES THEY ARE.
Dude, what kind of computer is that? I'm gonna go buy one.
First, the required reaction
HOLY SHIT IT'S ANTHONY
Sorry. Anyway, which one is that? I'm gonna go buy that too.