RetardedKangaroo

Campaign commercials make you not want to vote for whoever they were promoting, amirite?

I can't stand the ones that talk crap about whoever they're running against. I don't care what that person did wrong and how they're just a horrible human being. Tell me what you're going to do, not what they did. If you aren't going to be an adult and do your job, instead of acting like high schoolers that hate each other, I'm not going to vote for you. They get millions of dollars for these campaigns, and waste it on bullshit. How about you take that money and donate it to some under privileged schools. That will convince me you care about this country and want to help, not a commercial spewing hate.

If you're ever intimidated by someone, don't imagine them in their underwear, imagine them running with a back-pack on, amirite?
@EpicFlameSword UPHILL WHILE CHASING THEIR BUS! BWAHAHAHA!

I believe the laugh you are looking for is "mwahahah"
For future reference:
BWAHAHAHA = laughing so hard im going to explode
MWAHAHHA = evil laugh
HAHAHAHA = very funny
JAJAJAJA = Yo hablo espanol
TEEHEE = I look cute when I laugh
HEEEHEEE = funny, but not super funny
hehe smilie = I speak amirite

Due to the constriction of the inferior alveolar nerve as it passes through the mandible foramen on its way to the tongue, there is only a limited combination of sounds that a human being can make. For example, it is physically impossible to pronounce the words “eye”, “laws”, “dug”, and “aim” in sequence. amirite?
@CanadiaNDP Read my username except without the 'just.'

Read my username without the nielsbrinch but with "I lost a game" instead

Guys: You never forget your first blow-job, but it takes a while to get used to the taste, amirite?
@Roy Lol cuz gay

Well put, good sir.

Sometimes you sit in class and listen to the conversations around you and realize you are the smartest person in the room, amirite?

One girl thought rice came from a rock.

I shit thee not.

A rock.

In the sims, its fun to invite your neighbors over for a nice dinner then, as they are leaving, trap them in a box for a week or so. amirite?

I used to be just plain awful at The Sims 1 until I began using cheat codes. One time, I made a family of poindexters, the youngest child of which was named Kurt. Kurt, an annoying boy who constantly wore a birthday hat, got on my nerves to the point where I decided there was no other humane option than to kill him in the most gruesome way possible. First, I built a small swimming pool, locked him inside of it without a ladder, and left him there. He swam all night long, and when the school bus came the next day, Kurt miraculously overcame the boundaries and hopped right on out of the pool. After this failed attempt and my inability to slap Kurt in his birthday hat wearing, glasses covered face, I decided to lock him in a two square foot room with a plate of cookies and await his impending doom. Kurt stood there crying, passing out, and perpetually wetting himself for seven days, completely ignoring his plate of cookies. He then walked out unharmed.

First "Dynamite", then "Firework", THEN "Grenade", what's next? "Nuclear Bomb"? amirite?
Girks: you sometimes wonder if guys talk about girls when they gather up.amirite?
You feel like your calculator is secretly judging you when you type in a super obvious question, amirite?
@Blearslyrarer The Japanese already have the technology to do this

This is such an obvious lie. Asians don't even need to use calculators, clearly.

You feel like your calculator is secretly judging you when you type in a super obvious question, amirite?

5+5 = TEN ... POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOR, YOU SWINE

You feel like your calculator is secretly judging you when you type in a super obvious question, amirite?
@Serg Asian mom calculators probably do. 2+8 "DIS IS WHY U NO GET A!"

French calculators do. 2+8 "Speuipid American, zis is simple math equation, yeu do not deserve an answer. PTEW! "

You feel like your calculator is secretly judging you when you type in a super obvious question, amirite?

Thank God they don't. Otherwise I'd probably end up failing a test for putting 4 + 5 = Bitch, you retarded?