Amish murderers get the acoustic chair. amirite?
Girls: You've been tempted to eat your own period blood before, amirite?


Keep your inside jokes out of here... HAHAH amirite, Steve?!

This post is making me crave french toast...HAHA amrite you grizzled seniors who remember realdizzy?

I miss her (cry2)

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Keep your inside jokes out of here... HAHAH amirite, Steve?!
When you think about it, it's really hard to describe what it's like to be cold, or why it's so unpleasant, amirite?
@You're losing the thermal energy that keeps your blood in it's liquid state... faggot.

No, I mean what it feeels like.
But I was really impressed by your smart and mature comment.

Things like "up high, down low, in the middle, too slow" and "made you look" were the original form of verbal trolling, amirite?

"Spell I cup." "I cup?" "Just do it." "I-C-U-P." "Haha, you said I see you pee!"

You know the 20th Century Fox theme by heart, amirite?

Oh yeah, who can forget those famous lines? DA DADA DA! DA-DA-DA-DA-DA DA, DADADA DA DA DA DA-DA-DA DA-DA-DAAAAAAA! Da da da daaaaaaa, (du dudu du), da da da daaaaaaaa, (du dudu du), dadada DAAAAAAA! (DA DU DA DAAAAAAAA!)

My brother and his guy friends got caught stealing Mike's Hard Lemonade. As a male, that's about the gayest thing someone could do, amirite?

Um, no, I'd think that the gayest thing someone could do as a male is have sex with another guy. But that's just my opinion.

If you were on a plane with Michael Jordan, the last thing you would discuss with him is your underwear, amirite?

What we would discuss:

1. His underwear.
2. Current world events.
3. Who would die first if the plane were to crash.
3. Styles of haircuts.
4. Bacon.
5. His career so far.
6. My underwear.

Why do I have two 3s? Because fuck you, that's why.

You'll be committing suicide sometime this year to avoid the inevitable apocalypse that is December 21, 2012, amirite?
You would be much more inclined to eat healthy if your stomach spoke. Like if you ate a salad for dinner you would hear, "Thanks buddy! Have a great day!". But if you ate chips and crap, you would constantly be annoyed hearing "WHAT THE HELL? You're such a fatass!". It would be good encouragment, amirite?

If this happened My stomach better shut the fuck up when I eat my nutella or there's going to be issues d smilie

You've fallen for a character in your favorite show or book series before, amirite?

OhMyGod yeah! I was watching Criminal Minds and I got up to throw something away and I got so distracted by Matthew Gray Gubler(Spencer Reid)'s face that I fell over.

America has their priorities mixed up. We're all worried about North Korea this, China that, when we have Canada hovering right above us, just waiting for the right moment...watching us... amirite?
If you were sent back in time a day before the twin towers fell, you would have no idea what to do to stop it, amirite?

-Shoot everyone in the airport to cancel all flights.
-Steal plane fuel.
-Add banner to the towers that says "NOT world trade center".
-Wipe peanut butter on the plane, so the pilots woul be like "Shit. I can't fly because there's peanut butter on my plane!"
-All of the above

If you pretend to shake salt into your mouth, you can actually taste the salt, amirite?

i did this to my sister a minute ago and she slapped me.

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