+2,586500 years ago when men went to war it was common for them to force their wives to wear chastity belts while they were away. Therefore, in the meantime, only a locksmith could remove these belts. This probably explains why 'Smith' is the most common name in the phonebook. amirite?
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+13,484There are four stages of life; 1) You believe in Santa Claus. 2) You don't believe in Santa Claus. 3) You are Santa Claus. 4) You look like Santa Claus. amirite?
+2,873Elementary math problems are weird. "'I had 10 chocolate bars and ate 9. What do I have now?'" Oh, I don't know, DIABETES MAYBE.", amirite?
+1,372I have a long distance relationship with this girl named Delilah. She is living in New York because we're going through hard times and I'm not getting any jobs with my guitar playing skills in my band. I want to sing her a song telling her everything's going to be ok. What should I sing? I'm thinking Baby by Justin Beiber, amirite?
+3,463You know it's getting close to Halloween when you see Christmas decorations in stores, amirite?
+2,216At most high school and college "Saturday night parties," most of the partying happens after midnight. But it would be just weird if we started calling them "Sunday morning parties." Sounds like old ladies having a tea party with their cats and bingo buddies, amirite?
+5,045Why does facebook give me the option to 'like' my own status? Of course I like my status, I'm fucking hilarious. And sexy. amirite?