(Your+name+(optional)): Funny prank: Write a hilarious post and have someone read it. While they sit there, choking on their laughter, you beat them to death with a crowbar.
Women are like stoves. You're suitably perplexed when you see one outside a kitchen.
I highly doubt the accuracy of your story, but you might want to try telling it to MLIA.
It's even crazier to think that perhaps they HAVE traveled back, but there are laws set in place in regards to Time Travel that prevent any direct (or revelatory) interaction, or explicitly stating who they are and where they are from. All they can do is subtly observe, idly converse.
That being said, who's to say we haven't interacted with someone from the future who will become a great part of our lives? Someone who passes by us in the present for just a moment: a customer we serve at work, someone we see at the grocery store who says "Excuse me" as they pass, a stranger walking by our homes, eager for a glimpse into the things we do.
But they are secretive. They are hidden.
Haha awww :[
"They told him he was wrong...it was time to set them rite..."
At first, I read "Extremely Tall Clock," and thought, "Oh, God! A towering, ominous reminder of Time's authority in our life, the fact that we are all mortal, and Death's imminence?!"
But then I reread and was like "o. cock joke."
Sorry, I forgot sex was something silly and not to be taken seriously.
You probably would've cried if you had Snape.
IT'S A TRICK QUESTION TRAINS DON'T EXIST
Yes, sex is meant for love and intimacy. The world has screwed it up, like they've perverted everything else.
When my pissed off what?! The suspense is killing me!
Sometimes I wonder what is wrong with you.
With great power comes great responsibility.