Funny prank: Change all the names in someone's phonebook to other peoples' names, and then while they're trying to figure it out you beat them to death with a crowbar, amirite?
@That made me laugh so hard I started choking -_-

(Your+name+(optional)): Funny prank: Write a hilarious post and have someone read it. While they sit there, choking on their laughter, you beat them to death with a crowbar.

Women are like parking spots, The good ones are taken, and the rest are disabled. amirite?

Women are like stoves. You're suitably perplexed when you see one outside a kitchen.

If you take a test and just answer "42" for every question, the teacher should give you full credit, amirite?
@th3don I did that in my math class. I got full credit, but ms spulnik was awesome..

I highly doubt the accuracy of your story, but you might want to try telling it to MLIA.

Gentlemen, for the next 2-3 weeks the best pick up line at any bar is, "What's Call of Duty?" You can thank me at the bachelor party. amirite?
You find it rude and inconsiderate that your grandchildren haven't time-traveled to come and visit you, amirite?

It's even crazier to think that perhaps they HAVE traveled back, but there are laws set in place in regards to Time Travel that prevent any direct (or revelatory) interaction, or explicitly stating who they are and where they are from. All they can do is subtly observe, idly converse.

That being said, who's to say we haven't interacted with someone from the future who will become a great part of our lives? Someone who passes by us in the present for just a moment: a customer we serve at work, someone we see at the grocery store who says "Excuse me" as they pass, a stranger walking by our homes, eager for a glimpse into the things we do.

But they are secretive. They are hidden.

If the Amirite experience was translated into a Halloween night, we'd have several parties (many Harry Potter themed, with Twilight-bashing), a few Justin Bieber imitators (all murdered by night's end), about 60% of the costumes repeated by others, and a ton thrown together at the last moment. The mods would occupy the homes, giving candy according to the quality of one's costume, and heated debates would break out all over the neighborhood, some ending in fistfights, amirite?
@fatima it could be a horror movie. :[

Haha awww :[

"They told him he was wrong...it was time to set them rite..."

Lol no smilie

They should make haunted houses with genuine fears. For example: Eviction notices at every corner, very important final exams that you didn't study for, pictures of your parents naked, etc. Amirite?
@amiritesucksnow It is. It stands for Extremely Tall Cock.

At first, I read "Extremely Tall Clock," and thought, "Oh, God! A towering, ominous reminder of Time's authority in our life, the fact that we are all mortal, and Death's imminence?!"

But then I reread and was like "o. cock joke."

Virginity is more of an accomplishment than a failure. It's not hard to lose it; there's always some promiscuous or drunk person who'll have sex with you. It's so much harder to contain your hormones and emotions and maintain your integrity, especially if you're with someone you really like, amirite?
@SandboxCzar i agree, but i "no way" for the too serious tone.

Sorry, I forgot sex was something silly and not to be taken seriously.

My teacher should be fired for calling the entire class a bunch of idiots, amirite?

You probably would've cried if you had Snape.

If a person walks by, a car drives by, and a plane flies by, what does a train do, amirite?

IT'S A TRICK QUESTION TRAINS DON'T EXIST

Virginity is more of an accomplishment than a failure. It's not hard to lose it; there's always some promiscuous or drunk person who'll have sex with you. It's so much harder to contain your hormones and emotions and maintain your integrity, especially if you're with someone you really like, amirite?
@does sex really have to be based on love and intimacy? it's fun, it feels good, and it is actually good for...

Yes, sex is meant for love and intimacy. The world has screwed it up, like they've perverted everything else.

Your pillow is practically your spouse. You sleep with it, hold it close, cry into it when you're sad, scream into it when you're angry, love it at the end of a long day, and wash it when it gets old, amirite?
@Weston_white And you hit it when your pissed off!

When my pissed off what?! The suspense is killing me!

It's weird how Apple claims 8 gigs is enough for about 2000 songs. If you played 250 songs at a gig, the crowd would leave, amirite?
You enjoy boobs, amirite?
When you're tempted to buy something with your hard-earned money, look at the price instead as the amount of time you'd spend working for that amount. So you might see a $40 video game and think, "That's 5 hours of labor right there." The next step is to ask whether it's still worth it. This method should help control impulse buying, amirite?