+279A big difference between books/movies and real life is that in fiction you normally don't find multiple people with the same name, where in reality you might know five Davids or three Marys, amirite?
+287All turtles are left handed. This is probably why you rarely see them using scissors, amirite?
+906It must be embarrassing when you're messing around with your partner and you're both all entangled when your owner pulls you out of his pocket and wants to listen to music, amirite?
+263Three for the Elves, seven for the Dwarf Lords, Nine for the Men, One Ring for the Dark Lord... And none for Gretchen Weiners, bye! amirite?
+548Kim Possible was a dirty girl. They even had to censor her theme song... "Call me, BEEP me.", amirite?
+477For Thanksgiving, the Patriots should play the Redskins then take their stadium. amirite?
+509You offer someone a sincere compliment about their moustache, and suddenly she's not your friend anymore, amirite?
+1,405It's sad how Wile E. Coyote is remembered for his violence, and not for his brilliantly realistic paintings of tunnels. amirite?
+581Shouldn't guys buy tuxes and girls rent dresses? Guys can wear the same tux to every fancy occasion for the rest of their lives but girls rarely wear the same dress twice, amirite?
+586Where my knickers at? Oh wait, they're just chillin' with my britches, amirite?