-48Dogs aren't nicer or better than cats; they're just dumber. "Dog people" only prefer them because they like lesser species who are less choosy about whom they love, amirite?
-8As soon as summer draws to a close, bright images of colorful lights and snowflakes as well as the sound of bells and pulsing big band orchestral music cascade through your mind, and your throat and vocal cords try to erupt with the melodies of "Sleigh Ride" and "O Come All Ye Faithful" involuntarily, and you have to keep these feelings in check, at least until Halloween passes, amirite?
+12Sure, there are undercover cops, but what if there were undercover firefighters? What would they do? Prowl the streets, watching youngsters and careless passersby, until suddenly— "Son...," one breathes to a startled kid, grabbing his wrist, a lit match within it, "there is PINE STRAW here. Now be careful. I'm a fireman." amirite?
+131Thomas Jefferson once said, "“The purpose of government is to enable the people of a nation to live in safety and happiness. Government exists for the interests of the governed, not for the governors.” The same is true of a website's owners and users, amirite?
+390Listening to music with only one ear of the headphones in is kind of like walking around with one eye closed; you don't get the same amount of depth, amirite?
+330Sometimes you wish you had a regular landline phone instead of cell phone, because when you want to hang up angrily on someone, removing the phone from your ear and tapping "End" doesn't have the same satisfaction as slamming the phone loudly onto a receiver, amirite?
+172The pictures on cans of wet pet food sometimes look oddly appetizing, amirite?
+303Lottery tickets would be much more exciting if they were inside chocolate bar wrappers, amirite?
+220You fail to see how the Pig Latin of Ancient Rome evolved into the modern Oinks that we hear pigs speak today, amirite?
+622You're surprised District 9 didn't win The Hunger Games, what with their intimidating alien tributes, amirite?
+19It would be kind of amusing if, when a homeless person begs for you to spare some money, you give him a handful of foreign coins and say, "Beggars can't be choosers." amirite?