A good way to tell if someone's too young for you: divide your own age by two and add 7. If they're under that number, too young. amirite?
@DanielJames That would make it okay for a two year old to date an eight year old.

Yeah, cause there's loads of 2 and 8 year olds on the dating scene anyway.

Ms. stands for Miss, but you don't know how to spell Mrs. amirite?

Ms. doesn't stand for Miss at all. Mrs denotes they're married, Miss denotes they're single.

Ms. is a title which does neither.

When guys go down on a girl they shouldn't act as an afraid and naive kitten that only give little licks, they should be like the ferocious and strong lion who's always hungry. amirite?
How did the worst swearword in the English language come to be interchangeable with the word "love," amirite?

It's not really applicable in music either:

"She fucks you! Yeah, yeah yeah...You think you lost your fuck, when I saw you yesterday.."

"Well that's alright cause I fuck the way you lie"

"I'm not gonna write you a fuck song..."

Actually, this could be a a pretty amusing game.

you have talked to a member of the opposite sex at some point in your life, amirite?

I voted this down purely because of how fucking asinine it is.

If you don't want to do something you just say "I'm waiting until marriage."I don't want to go shopping with you, I'm waiting until marriage." "I can't do homework, I'm waiting 'til marriage." No one goes against marriage, amirite?

I agree. My parents have been pestering me to get married and continue the family name. I've told them I'm waiting until marriage.

"Marijuana is natural, so it's not bad for you." Arsenic is natural too, my friend. amirite?

So is death, and that's bad for your health.

Guys: It shouldn't be socially unacceptable for us to cry every once and a while. I mean, why shouldn't we be able to express our emotions as freely as girls can, amirite?


You gotta wonder about parents that name their kids something really similar to their last name.. Like John Johnson etc. It's like... really? You couldn't have thought of ANYTHING more original? amirite?

I think that about kids called 'Aaron'. Like what, their parents opened the baby book and just picked the first name? How lazy.

A person with a vagina is called a woman. A person with a penis is called a man. A person with both a penis and a vagina is called an hermaphrodite but what about people that don't have any sexual organs, amirite?

A eunuch is a man who's been castrated, so clearly that isn't an appropriate definition.

I'd go for Rosie O'Donnell.

It would seriously suck if you had a friend on the internet for years, but never actually met them, and they turn out to be some really dedicated pedophile, amirite?

It seriously sucks when you're a dedicated paedophile who invests years into a relationship and you still don't get to meet your prey. :(

You hate that inferior feeling you get when you're in a room full of beautiful people and you feel ugly, amirite?

I get this all the time in hall of mirrors.

you haven't experienced true pain until you've had an earring ripped out by your hairbrush, amirite?

You can pipe right down until you have caught your dick in your zip after peeing. Oh yeah.

How did the worst swearword in the English language come to be interchangeable with the word "love," amirite?

Whole Lotta Fuck - Led Zep
Calling Dr. Fuck - Kiss
Shower me with Fuck - Surface
Fuck Sensation - 911

and my favourite...

Fuck Moves In Strange Ways - Blue Zoo

It's kind of disheartening to realize that the most educated and wise people get the same amount of say as high school dropouts as to who is going to run the country, amirite?

It's also disheartening that despite a person's intelligence or education, politics can boil down to completely emotional decisions with no basis in objective fact.