There's a 50-50 chance that I, a 16-year-old girl, am actually Barack Obama.
I don't understand why 2 people loved this. I don't even remember why I wrote this.
But if he would have listened, he woldn't have saved Ginny!
You mean you didn't get a new Mac? Your parents must hate you!
My physics teacher taught Michael Phelps. Ya, be jealous.
Freshman year geometry: Shanghai Meeka Meeka Pow
It's the "drumroll" to the kiss. :)
Mrs. Doubtfire > RV
Exactly. I have a test on Friday, and we only learned literally 1/5 of what he said was going to be on it.
Not my mom at all. Maaaybe my dad.
On 4/20 they are high so they blame their bloodshot eyes on their contacts.
Yeah, I wasn't educated that dogfighting was wrong as a child either... I don't do it.