You wonder if Buzz and Woody ever met any of Andy's mom's toys, especially since they probably have the same names, amirite?
@For the rest who dont get it, Woody/Buzz could also be sex toy names

i hope the toys never run into you, cuz you're a buzz kill

Opening up a new tab and forgetting what site you want to go to is the new version of walking into a room and forgetting what you were going to get, amirite?
@iceeselenawiz I hate that lost and confused feeling when that happens. Lol

That has to be the most stereotypical teenage girl response to something that I have ever seen, ever. It includes an omg, repeating letters at the end, and as a finishing touch, the omission of a needed apostrophe. It was posted by "That Crazy Girl", which is funny in itself because most stereotypical teenage girls will refer to themselves as "crazy". Well done, would read again, 10/10.

"How DARE you say the word rape!? That's insensitive to victims of sexual assault!" "INSENSITIVE?! DON'T YOU EVER USE THAT WORD! IT'S OFFENSIVE TO PEOPLE WHO DON'T HAVE SENSES!" It's never gonna stop, amirite?
A squirrel and an owl were sitting in a tree, watching a farmer. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk, and the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey, amirite?
@POTD is like a negative slope, just keeps going down...

i think this is a new low for the naysayers on POTD quality. really? like a negative slope?

yonder mother is like said negative slope, she keeps on going down.. on me.

dude... this is a great post

Lost hikers: "I WHIP MY FLARE BACK AND FORTH I WHIP MY FLARE BACK AND FORTH..." Horses: "I WHIP MY MARE BACK AND FORTH I WHIP MY MARE BACK AND FORTH..." Douchebags: "I WHIP MY PAIR BACK AND FORTH I WHIP MY PAIR BACK AND FORTH..." People could have more fun with this than they had with the opening line of Dynamite, amirite?
You cried when you found out Anthony died, amirite?

everybody chill the flying fuck out.

if jesus came to life, anthony can come back to life.

Firetrucks and ambulances would be much more effective if they were to replace that annoying siren with the song Move Bitch by Ludacris, amirite?
"How DARE you say the word rape!? That's insensitive to victims of sexual assault!" "INSENSITIVE?! DON'T YOU EVER USE THAT WORD! IT'S OFFENSIVE TO PEOPLE WHO DON'T HAVE SENSES!" It's never gonna stop, amirite?
@Buck teeth?!?! You're offending those deer who have none!

deer?!?! you're offending elks who look just like deer!

It would suck if Hitler actually meant "I hate Juice" but people misheard him, amirite?
It's always awkward when you ring a doorbell and aren't quite sure if it actually rung or not. You don't want to ring it again because you'll seem rude, but if you didn't ring it, how would they know you're there, amirite?
@Blearslyrarer I go through the TV, The Ring-style

i come home at midnight and climb out the window before 5:30 AM, hooker style.

Hakuna Matata: The G-Rated Version of "I Don't Give A Fuck". amirite?
@Hakuna Matata kinda sounds like Hannah Montana

Anonymous kinda sounds like Buzz Kill

"How DARE you say the word rape!? That's insensitive to victims of sexual assault!" "INSENSITIVE?! DON'T YOU EVER USE THAT WORD! IT'S OFFENSIVE TO PEOPLE WHO DON'T HAVE SENSES!" It's never gonna stop, amirite?
@Grandmother?! You're offending people who don't have grandparents!

those who don't have grandparents?!?! You're offending adopted parents!

Who the hell names hurricanes and why do they give them the least threatening names? If you see on the news that hurricane Erin is blowing through, you're like 'Pfft. Erin? I can take that slut'. But if it's like hurricane Dicksmasher is coming, you'd pack your stuff and leave immediately, amirite?
@681387

here let me revise this for you: Nailfucker, Penischomper, Queershitter, Rapemaster is actually good, it stays. Semenchoker, Tittymonster, Uberbreeder, Vanrocker, Wombhitler, X-Rayinducer, Youthpounder, Zebraviolater

your mind was blown when you realised the word 'bed' actually looks like a bed, but your head exploded when you realised the word 'letters' actually look like letters. amirite?
@I seriously just laughed for a year. Mlia format is on purpose people, chill your beans

fuck no if i chill my beans that would mean crop failure and bankruptcy