"hey hitler, want some orange juice?"
"NEIN! I HATE DAS JUICE!"
"let me rephrase. would you like the crushed fluid of an orange?"
"NEIN! MUST NOT BE ORANGE! MUST BE BLUE.. WITH BLONDE HAIR!"
No need to call people names, fagnugget.
just read this as "fuck me so hard" lol
(Your+name+(optional)): loving cocks isn't a bad thing. maybe he's just a passionate chicken farmer.
animals? you are offending the other 4 kingdoms of life!
have you ever read the back of an axe handle? it says "i chop things".
that must of been ruff.
comment of the day? i do not want you feeling pissed but i don't believe that does exist
Someone find me some peanut butter, because it sounds like somebody is jelly.
i think not taking birth control does that too.
"forced" rhymes with "french toast meme"
that comment had quite the turn of events