It sucks to live in the shadow of your older brother or sister. Imagine if Jesus Christ had a little brother or sister. How do you live up to THAT? amirite?
It sucks to live in the shadow of your older brother or sister. Imagine if Jesus Christ had a little brother or sister. How do you live up to THAT? amirite?
@riri He did have brothers and sisters. Mary was a virgin at the time of Jesus birth not her entire life.

we don't know that for a fact. people say that the angel Gabriel told mary she was pregnant, but if you connect the dots, it's obvious that Gabriel actually knocked mary up, much to joseph's chagrin.

If they ever come out with a new soda, it should be called F5. Because it's so refreshing. amirite?
@EpicBoy If they make a cure for aids, they should call it F8, because it takes you to safe mode.

if they had trouble making that cure, they could also press F1 for help.

If you accidentally pull the fire alarm at school, you should burn all of the evidence, amirite?
@Shadi BURN THE WITNESSES!

BURN THE LESSONPLANS...to a blank cd of course

If you accidentally pull the fire alarm at school, you should burn all of the evidence, amirite?

wow. anyone who does that is such an arsonhole.

If aliens really wanted to take over the Earth, they wouldn't need to come down and laser-nuke all the major cities. They wouldn't have to replace the most powerful leaders or disable all our militaries. All they'd need to do is sow seeds of discord until we were too weak to face them, and then waltz into power. It's a good thing we all get along or else we might just be destroyed, amirite?
@__________ Oh, wait a minute!

Let's not. He who hesitates is lost.

If aliens really wanted to take over the Earth, they wouldn't need to come down and laser-nuke all the major cities. They wouldn't have to replace the most powerful leaders or disable all our militaries. All they'd need to do is sow seeds of discord until we were too weak to face them, and then waltz into power. It's a good thing we all get along or else we might just be destroyed, amirite?
@Bigblue And yet another thing to add to my list of paranoia.

This is my paranoia: you know how some stars are really giant? and some planets on said stars must be really giant? well somewhere, there's some ancient alien race that is just MASSIVE, like one alien is as large as a skyscraper, and they're ships are so huge that if they were to go through earth, it would just crush it- think bug on a windshield. call me stupid, but let's be honest: we don't know shit about what's out there.

We really need a nicer way to tell people their breath stinks without hurting their feelings. Its like 'Hey im bored! Lets go brush our teeth!" Or, "I have to make a phone call, hold this gum in your mouth.", amirite?
@Sinner "Hey buuuudddy, wanna play a game? 'Sure, what's it called?' "It's the 'see how long it takes you to finish 23...

Hey sinner, take this pill, it will get you high for the whole night! (it's actually an altoid, or as I call them, altitoids)

We really need a nicer way to tell people their breath stinks without hurting their feelings. Its like 'Hey im bored! Lets go brush our teeth!" Or, "I have to make a phone call, hold this gum in your mouth.", amirite?
Guys: you prefer girls to have a landing strip or something, not completley bald. amirite?
@Shadi On their head?

(Chauncy Pickles): I think OP was talking about armpits

It makes no sense that in drugstores, sick people have to go to the back of the store to get a prescription, but healthy and able-bodied people can get cigarettes at the front of the store, amirite?
It makes no sense that in drugstores, sick people have to go to the back of the store to get a prescription, but healthy and able-bodied people can get cigarettes at the front of the store, amirite?
It makes no sense that in drugstores, sick people have to go to the back of the store to get a prescription, but healthy and able-bodied people can get cigarettes at the front of the store, amirite?
@Bardagi Let me rephrase that: "Why would they even sell unhealthy drugs in a drugstore that's supposed to sell medicine? :O"

because it's a source of revenue? think about it, your business model can't go wrong when your customers are ADDICTED to something.

Even though you can pretty much guess whats gonna happen, you still laugh at America's Funniest Home Videos, amirite?

no, i only laugh occasionally. most of the time i'm saying "whoa that had to hurt, that's not funny!"

Sometimes people just set themselves up to be knocked down, amirite?

sometimes people set themselves to be knocked down. your mom set herself to be knocked up.