that comment was a prime example of sarcasm going totally wrong. learn from my mistake.
we don't know that for a fact. people say that the angel Gabriel told mary she was pregnant, but if you connect the dots, it's obvious that Gabriel actually knocked mary up, much to joseph's chagrin.
if they had trouble making that cure, they could also press F1 for help.
BURN THE LESSONPLANS...to a blank cd of course
wow. anyone who does that is such an arsonhole.
Let's not. He who hesitates is lost.
This is my paranoia: you know how some stars are really giant? and some planets on said stars must be really giant? well somewhere, there's some ancient alien race that is just MASSIVE, like one alien is as large as a skyscraper, and they're ships are so huge that if they were to go through earth, it would just crush it- think bug on a windshield. call me stupid, but let's be honest: we don't know shit about what's out there.
Hey sinner, take this pill, it will get you high for the whole night! (it's actually an altoid, or as I call them, altitoids)
And the people in the commercials are having orgasms
(Chauncy Pickles): I think OP was talking about armpits
You could make a cigarette out of marijuana
That's called medical marijuana, bro.
because it's a source of revenue? think about it, your business model can't go wrong when your customers are ADDICTED to something.
no, i only laugh occasionally. most of the time i'm saying "whoa that had to hurt, that's not funny!"
sometimes people set themselves to be knocked down. your mom set herself to be knocked up.