It's strange how girls have to cover their chest in the pool and boys dont, amirite?
@Chickeemeow Because they have boobies. Duh

Here we go again. First it's "guys don't have feelings", and we do! Now it's "guys don't have boobs" and we do! Such a double standard.

If you give a mouse a cookie, he will want a glass of milk. If you give a teenage boy a marker, he will draw a penis. Amirite?
@_no_ I don't need a marker 8==========D. Ah ha!

that's either a shovel or, ironically, a happy guy with a long face. but not a penis.

@I use a rag to clean my jizz up

@1188302 (Anonymous): i use a hooker

woohoo! sweatervest

Lost hikers: "I WHIP MY FLARE BACK AND FORTH I WHIP MY FLARE BACK AND FORTH..." Horses: "I WHIP MY MARE BACK AND FORTH I WHIP MY MARE BACK AND FORTH..." Douchebags: "I WHIP MY PAIR BACK AND FORTH I WHIP MY PAIR BACK AND FORTH..." People could have more fun with this than they had with the opening line of Dynamite, amirite?
@Jessieisamazing I THROW MY COMB-OVER IN THE AIR SOMETIMES SINGING AYY YOO I'M DONALD TRUMP YOO

this is NOT an invitation to post dynamite parodies. that died LONG ago.

If they shut down facebook, people would be roaming the streets in tears , shoving pictures of themselves in other people's faces yelling "DO YOU LIKE THIS?! DO YOU?!", amirite?
@Babytard "LIKE..IM SO UGLY ON THAT PICTURE BUT PLEASE TELL ME IM HOT ANYWAY"

"CAN WE BELIEVE THAT AIRPLANES IN THE NIGHT SKY ARE LIKE SHOOTING STARS??? BECAUSE I REALLY NEED FACEBOOK RIGHT NOW!!"

It's awkward when you're about to beat your child and everyone changes their facebook profile pictures to cartoons, amirite?
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@mchristie I didn't know pirated shit was allowed on Youtube... hmm, cool. Haha

ARGGGG! they want yer booty and for you to subscribe to them!

It's not fair that 'A dream within a dream within a dream' is an award winning blockbuster, but 'A woman within a woman within a woman' is just an unpopular Russian toy. They could've done so much more with that idea, amirite?
@Nonsense_Narwhal And Inception puns start..... NOW!

The Battle of Saratoga in the American Revolution. A victory within a victory. WINCEPTION.

I like turtles because they're so chill. They don't hurt anyone. They're just like, "Hey man, I want to swim, and maybe eat some lettuce. But I'm gonna take my time getting there, I'm not in a rush. Because I'm a turtle." amirite?
@952188

robed? as in you robed off facebook? why would you take a robe off of facebook? that's nasty man

"How DARE you say the word rape!? That's insensitive to victims of sexual assault!" "INSENSITIVE?! DON'T YOU EVER USE THAT WORD! IT'S OFFENSIVE TO PEOPLE WHO DON'T HAVE SENSES!" It's never gonna stop, amirite?
@BADGERS HATE YOU AND ALL YOUR RELATIVES!

badgers?!? That's offensive to the state of Wisconsin!

If they shut down facebook, people would be roaming the streets in tears , shoving pictures of themselves in other people's faces yelling "DO YOU LIKE THIS?! DO YOU?!", amirite?
Bisexual - Sticking your hands down someones pants and being happy with whatever you find, amirite?

i love how the OP's username is "take a chance"

You miss the days when you could safely push someone into a pool, now you gotta worry about the iPod, the cellphone, maybe a PSP, you push someone in, it costs you 939$, amirite?
Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters, perfectly harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire. amirite?