Nice Hummer. Sorry about your penis, amirite?
@dangerwildmann @391243: your penis is probably small.

Yours is smaller. Yours is so small, you could fuck a cheerio!

Love potions in Harry Potter are really just fancy date rape drugs. amirite?
@Sinner Your cousins don't count, Ross.

I wasn't talking about my cousins, talk to your mom she might know something about it.

Why don't they just cut out the middleman and make a mirror that takes pictures, amirite?
@Sinner Why not give a choice of back drops too? Poster collection Blank wall Mountain scenery Bathroom with...

sinner's background is a bunch of clean sheets so it looks like he doesn't wet the bed.

It was perfect that Jesus waited three days to come back to life. If he had only waited one day, a lot of people wouldn't have even heard he died. They'd be all, "Hey Jesus, what up?" and Jesus would probably be like, "What up? I died yesterday!" and they'd be all, "Uh, you look pretty alive to me, dude... amirite?

future POTD

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. amirite?

pedo bear must be jealous

"How DARE you say the word rape!? That's insensitive to victims of sexual assault!" "INSENSITIVE?! DON'T YOU EVER USE THAT WORD! IT'S OFFENSIVE TO PEOPLE WHO DON'T HAVE SENSES!" It's never gonna stop, amirite?
@Food?!? That's offensive to anorexics!

anorexics? that's offensive to the tyrannosaurus rexic!

I just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year. Not to start any trouble, but it should be an even number. amirite?
@Pedo_Cat actually i stole it from MLIA :P

omg! that's like telling your wife that you cheated on her via text WITH A SMILIE FACE ON THE END OF THE MESSAGE.

Girls always talk about how they get "screwed over" and get "their hearts broken" by guys, but in reality girls do the same thing to guys just as often, amirite?

Girls on heartbreak- http://www.myfacewhen.com/209/
What everyone else does- Image in content

guys on heartbreak- Image in content

Typical GMH post: "Today, my boyfriend left for the army. I was crying and went to the mall. A little kid ran up to me and told me I was beautiful. He had CANCER. That little boy GMH" :P amirite?
@this is funny

i know "he had CANCER" ha shouldn't be laughing at this

Instead of the Evolution Theory or the Creation Theory, every school should just teach Simon’s Theory: “Simon, how did the world begin?” “IT JUST FUCKING HAPPENED, OK?” “But why are we here?” “BECAUSE SHUT THE FUCK UP, THAT’S WHY”, Amirite?

Amirite rule #45- if it has excessive amounts of profanity in caps lock, IT'S THE BEST DAMN POST IN THE FUCKING WORLD

Why do people say that being kissed in the rain is romantic? Its just cold and wet, amirite?

well milkshakes are cold and wet, and i like those

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. amirite?
@JamiLovesYou Who says pedo bear isnt santa?

i do, because santa has a big white fluffy beard and pedobear has a fur coat full of broken dreams and cum stains

On a scale of 1 to 10, where 1 is a riding a velociraptor and 10 is shooting lightning out of your hands, you want to be somewhere around a 5. amirite?

Why can't I shoot lightning bolts while riding a velociraptor? Why can't I ride a lightning bolt while shooting velociraptors from me hands?

"How DARE you say the word rape!? That's insensitive to victims of sexual assault!" "INSENSITIVE?! DON'T YOU EVER USE THAT WORD! IT'S OFFENSIVE TO PEOPLE WHO DON'T HAVE SENSES!" It's never gonna stop, amirite?
@Lizzy WISCONSIN?! That's offensive to Brett Favre!

Brett Favre? That's offensive to indecisive people!