If you accidentally pull the fire alarm at school, you should burn all of the evidence, amirite?
Hey Frodo and crew, when Gandalf tells you that a balrog is coming to kill you, it doesn't mean to wait until it's right around the corner, it means to RUN FOR YOUR FUCKING LIVES, amirite?
@1294744

So, who actually read the bible.

Roman numerals: putting the high five in HIV, amirite?
Voldemort would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling kids, amirite?
@steelerman113 Not for Voldemort

Or for the Steelers in the Superbowl. BOOM. Get@me.com

Wet dreams should be called snoregasms, amirite?
@KirstenAnn Having sex 8 different times with 8 diffferent people is a score!gasm.

Scoregasm was already used... Would you like to buy a vowel?

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Wet dreams should be called snoregasms, amirite?
Straight people: girls- sometimes you see a gey guy whos cute but gey so it's suck. guys- sometimes you see a gey guy whos cute but gey and your straight so it also sucks. amirite?
@Chapstick

what does that mean

What will happen when Pokemon runs out of basic colors to name their games? POKEMON: Orangish yellowish tinted with bronze-like with a touch of burgundy red version. Amirite?
I don't really think Heaven/Hell exist. I mean think about it, if ALL the people in the entire world from the past who died and went there, don't you think it would be extremely overcrowded or something? Imagine running into a celebrity there, I bet they get no peace at all. amirite?
@hellosputnik Prove to me he even exists.@1059782 (Francois): Prove to me he even exists.

I'll leave that to one of those annoying Bible-thumpers. He does, I just don't know enough to explain it.
How about you prove he doesn't?

I don't really think Heaven/Hell exist. I mean think about it, if ALL the people in the entire world from the past who died and went there, don't you think it would be extremely overcrowded or something? Imagine running into a celebrity there, I bet they get no peace at all. amirite?

God is an all powerful entity. He is capable of doing things our minds aren't even able to begin to fathom. Trust me, he's got Heaven all figured out.

If you yawned in a mirror you would see yourself yawning causing you to yawn again. Essentially you'd just yawn forever, amirite?
pelvic thrusts are so hip, amirite?
Love is like two people holding a rubber band. They pull, then when one person let's go, it's the person who held on that gets hurt, amirite?
Love is like two people holding a rubber band. They pull, then when one person let's go, it's the person who held on that gets hurt, amirite?

Are you fucking kidding me?

How about we call it "Jmayrod Post of the Day," since that is what it is becoming.