+320some days should be bad days, but they just aren't. "my teachers hate me, my peers have threatened to kill me if i don't shut up, no one cares about me, and my parents showed they weren't just talk this time and actually sent me to china. but it's all good, i'm so happy!", amirite?
+13America isn't a republic or democracy, rather, it's a form of representative hypocracy, amirite?
+376Whenever your mom sees you on the computer she automatically assumes you're "wasting your time on facebook", amirite?
+27After a tennis game: "dude, why do you suck at tennis so much?" "because, my racket liked the net alot, so he asked her out but got rejected. Now, as much as he tries, he just can't get over her now.", amirite?
+4DJ Baby Seal will be the next big thing, bringing hits to the club, amirite?
+145Electric cars are the way to go. Not only do they make less of a carbon footprint, but one day we will run out of cheap oil, and those cars will be what america turns to. amirite?
+16Justin Bieber as a father: "Hey dad can i go to the movies with my friends tonight??" "Son, maybe, maybe, maybe, ohhh, maybe, maybe, maybe, kiddo, you should go ask your mother this time", amirite?
+260Diary of a Wimpy Kid is simply a depressed, self-esteem starved version of Captain Underpants, amirite?