+46A guy gives a girl 11 real roses and one fake rose on valentine's day. The girl says "will you love m until the last one dies? :)" and the guy says "no, actually the last one signifies our relationship: fake, cheap, and boring as hell", amirite?
+284Exterminators who don't think they'll do a good job are pestimists, amirite?
+24Playboy playmates are the hookers of celebrities.What are they famous for? Being really busty and fucking a guy that could be their grandpa, amirite?
+520This must be what happens: "Well Mr. Zuckerberg, Facebook is finally thriving. People are settling into the changes you've put in, and everyone is happy." "WHAT?!?!? SATISFACTION?!?!? HOW DARE THEY BE SATISFIED! I'M MAKING CHANGES!! NOW!!", amirite?
+489Valentine's day sucks. it's like cupid's way of saying "i'm really sorry. here, let me find you a great relationship LOL JK i'm all out of arrows", amirite?
+297there's a conspiracy that the moon landing never happened. But In that regard, there should be another conspiracy that says people are on the moon all the time, but we just don't see them, amirite?
+23Girls: ever wonder what a penis looks like? If you haven't, dont worry. After all, it's a pretty hard thing to think about, amirite?
+457The first few seconds after you wake up in the morning are just grand. You have forgotten about everything in life, the dream you just had is still fresh in your mind. Then, you look at the clock, and it all comes back to you, amirite?
+413Cars pickup line: "hey do you have insurance?" "yea, why?" "because you're about to get wrecked tonight", amirite?
+366If red bull gives you wings, it should at least provide some ranch or sauce to go with it, amirite?
+13"Did you hear about that guy who shot somebody for kicking his dog?" "yeah, he's such a PETAphile", amirite?
+15did you hear about the guy who had a heart attack while watching a movie? the suspense was killing him, amirite?