+1,663Fuck Boy Scouts. Instead there should be MAN SCOUTS! Activities include tying knots WITH A PYTHON, pitching a tent MADE OF LATEX AND CYANIDE, and earning merit badges and pinning them to YOUR BARE NAKED, HAIRY TORSO. Girl scouts have cookies? That's cool. We've got SMOKED KRAKEN ON A STICK! Amirite?
+621If god DID make the earth, it would be funny if he just planted all the fossils and evidence of evolution just to screw with us, amirite?
+724Lost hikers: "I WHIP MY FLARE BACK AND FORTH I WHIP MY FLARE BACK AND FORTH..." Horses: "I WHIP MY MARE BACK AND FORTH I WHIP MY MARE BACK AND FORTH..." Douchebags: "I WHIP MY PAIR BACK AND FORTH I WHIP MY PAIR BACK AND FORTH..." People could have more fun with this than they had with the opening line of Dynamite, amirite?
+229Republicans: "Look, we need to cut the deficit!" Obama: "Oh ok well let's start out by discontinuing the Bush tax cuts to those whose income is over $250,000.." Repiblicans: "NOOO WE NEED THOSE TAX CUTS TO AFFORD OUR 2ND YAUGHT!! amirite?
+716Can everyone please chill the fuck out? Obama isn't Hitler, Obama isn't Satan, Obama is doing the best he can. If you think you can do a better job, then how about YOU run for president, amirite?
+694Dear teens, can we please stop doing fads and habits that are UNHEALTHY. We get all this bad publicity for drugs and parties and alcohol and facebook and other exotic things. Let's get some healthy habits and fads for once! "Dude... try this carrot... it's such a rush of vitamin-A".. amirite?
+428Mormon nursery rhymes: John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt, his wife is my wife too, amirite?
-94God didn't create the earth; rather, he supervised the natural forces that created it, amirite?
+145Why are republicans so against abortion? If they hate "big government" so much, why do they want for the government control another part of the lives of women by saying what they can and cannot do? amirite?
+2,276"Can you scoop the litterbox?" sigh "yes mom" "and can you speak in a different tone of voice?" "HOLY SHIT I LOVE SCOOPING THE FUCKING LITTERBOX :D", amirite?
-165When you were 5, you either wanted to be: a fireman, an astronaut, a weatherman, or a policeman, amirite?
+643Half of all mascots are either a form of big cat, a bird of prey, or a historical type of warrior or fighter, amirite?