+2,276"Can you scoop the litterbox?" sigh "yes mom" "and can you speak in a different tone of voice?" "HOLY SHIT I LOVE SCOOPING THE FUCKING LITTERBOX :D", amirite?
+1,969Dear Hillary Duff: thank you for not being an attention whore after you retired from Disney. Sincerely, humanity, amirite?
+1,879When a construction crew gets off break, their supervisor should say "STOP! hammertime", amirite?
+1,783It really annoys you when you put a sticker on something and after a while a corner or edge rolls up and you cant stick it back down because of the dirt and dust it has collected, amirite?
+1,663Fuck Boy Scouts. Instead there should be MAN SCOUTS! Activities include tying knots WITH A PYTHON, pitching a tent MADE OF LATEX AND CYANIDE, and earning merit badges and pinning them to YOUR BARE NAKED, HAIRY TORSO. Girl scouts have cookies? That's cool. We've got SMOKED KRAKEN ON A STICK! Amirite?
+1,542Sometimes it's fun to use unnecessary amounts of anger: "Peter can i have one of your chips?" "no" "DAMN IT PETER, I WILL SHIT ON YOUR GRAVE!!", amirite?
+1,277Wake up in the morning feeling like P Sherman 42 Wallaby Way Sydney, amirite?
+1,135"Do your homework!" "but mom, you see, i'm studying to become the president of a great nation!" "what nation?" "Procrasti-Nation", amirite?
+1,121High school girls should stick with being stressed about their second semester, not their second trimester, amirite?
+1,078Clifford the Big Red Dog would be an awesome dog to have... Until it poops. amirite?
+1,049"After the standardized exam, we will collect everything, including your scrap paper." Why? what are they gonna do, grade the dragon I drew? amirite?
+1,025It sucks when you are sitting down without a shirt on, and no matter fat or skinny you are it looks like you have a ton of rolls, amirite?