A baby in the past must have died because it's mother don't know if it's lactose intolerant. amirite?
Your butt can expel all of the three states of matter, amirite?

Hmmmm. Totally haven't heard this one before.

Guns ended millennia long traditions of soldiers pretending their swords were dicks. amirite?

more of a transition

Because chihuahuas are so aggressive, but so small, chances are they would hunt in packs in nature, amirite?
It's really hard to type in Pig Latin, amirite?

Onay, otnay eallyray

Hol up u forgot the potatoes

It's accepted as normal if you cough or sneeze in public, but not if you fart. Despite the fact that coughing and sneezing can spread infections, while farts can't. amirite?
Relax, WWIII is actually a prequel to WWI, amirite?
Someone, somewhere, did the biggest poo of the decade, and they'll never know, amirite?

I few months ago I ate a ton of cheese.... long story short I was ready to perform a c-section.

There is no word in the English Language that is less than 1 letter long. amirite?
There is no word in the English Language that is less than 1 letter long. amirite?
There is no word in the English Language that is less than 1 letter long. amirite?
@Mytokhondria But there are plenty in leetspeak

What? Even if there was, I said the English language.

There is no word in the English Language that is less than 1 letter long. amirite?
The only thing about Christmas we hate is when we get a disappointing present andd have to act all exited. Its even worse when you think that about 80% of Christmas presents are disappointing. amirite?

I hate that Christmas is about the two biggest lies in western culture, Jesus and Santa. It would be so simple to recognize the truth and recognize the solstice for what it is.