Why is it that in chocolate commercials, there's always a pretty girl slowly eating chocolate? Guys like chocolate too, amirite?

girls can relate to her, guys can watch her and get boners.

How are male cheerleaders considered gay? They're the ones who get to touch girls and look up their skirts, while football players are the ones touching and laying all over other guys. amirite?
@soccerfan Have you ever seen male cheerleaders cheer? It looks kinda gay.

so does wearing really tight pants, sticking your butt in another guys face and then bear-hugging him to the ground. a lot of shit looks weird. don't knock it before you try it.

You'd rather be underweight than overweight but you'd rather be the ideal weight than underweight, amirite?
Michael Jackson is dead and he still makes more money than you. amirite?
@Originality_is_Dead Guess who? ;P

bahaha. oh heyy broski. long-time no-talk!

People shouldn't get so worked up about Lady GaGa's meat dress. She was obviously going to a barbecue. It's genius, really; you wear it as your evening gown, and then later you can throw it on the grill and you got dinner! amirite?

and you don't even have to worry about changing afterward!

If most of the time, people automatically pee while/after pooping, then it might make you wonder how guys are able to manage that, amirite?

I've always wanted to know what guys do with their penis' when they're pooping.. Where does it GO?

Amirite should have more intelligent "greetings," amirite?

I didn't even know we had greetings? Besides the little sayings on the side of the page.

Some people just deserve a good punch in the face. amirite?
The world would be a lot more peaceful if people just kept their religion to themselves. amirite?
@dylanator007 Mkay first off, needless profanity makes you look ignorant. Second off, if people truly believe in their religion...

"if people truly believe in their religion, they will try and spread it, so there is nothing you can do about it"? someone can have faith without acting as a recruiter.
also, it things like "i hope one day you will become christian" that OP was talking about.

Although soccer is the most popular sport in the world, it isn't the most popular among people you know, amirite?

10 points to whomever can guess OPs nationality.

Having your girlfriend stop you right before you're about to blow and say "I can't let you do that, Starfox" is cruel, amirite?

*Cruel but awesome.

Many of the people who join facebook groups like "I love being black!" are in fact not black at all, amirite?

or when it's something gender oriented. like the group about how good it feels to take off your bra at the end of the day and the majority of people who joined are teenage dudes.

You're either really stupid or really slutty when you forget to put on a bra in the morning, amirite?
@Except to support your boobs, make them perky, and hold them so you can walk down stairs comfortably.

Those aren't necessities, though. They're simply things that we as a society have become accustomed to. What do you think they did before bras were made? In some places they're still not commonly used. And walking comfortably is a matter of opinion; obviously if you don't wear a bra, you feel more comfortable that way.

Now back to Women's Professional....WHO THE FUCK CARES?!?!? amirite?
It's wierd watching a movie and seeing an actor that has died... yet they are still right there at the same time. (ex: The Dark Night, The Parent Trap) amirite?