It would be neat if, instead of headstones in graveyards, we planted trees with plaques. They would be more environmentally friendly and nicer to walk through, amirite?
No, it's not love. You only have a boyfriend for the sake of having a boyfriend. Grow up, amirite?

"Grow up!" yelled username 'Tinkerswift' at people she had never met before

Voldemort could have said, "Accio Harry Potter's clothes!" and Harry would be dragged along with them, amirite?

After reading only the first part I thought this post was gonna go is a wayyyyyy different direction..

Alcohol makes people behave like idiots. A baby makes people behave like idiots with strange voices amirite?
@1796454

Why yes, my alcoholism was caused by my hatred of babies.

Nowadays girls have to practically have their whole body shaved just to keep a man pleased, amirite?

Forreals man. Girls are expected to do so much; get dressed up even if it's uncomfortable, do their hair, do their makeup, get their nails done, be virtually hairless from the neck down. What do boys do? Y'all shave and get the occasional haircut. You shut up and take what we give you, you ingrates.

It's really creepy and kinda scary how pageant makeup can make a 5 year old look 25, amirite?
@Serg I'd do her.

^^ The only time a comment with that kind of grammar will be upvoted.

If your house were to get possessed by a spirt or whatever like in Paranormal Activity, you would have some fun with it. Like if it were to start pounding and making noises, you would make louder noises and compete with it. amirite?

no. i'd piss my self and never go in the house again.

Girls: if you found out you were pregnant today, at your current age and in your current socioeconomic situation, you would probably get an abortion, amirite?
@BeautifulNightmare Unless it was rape, then it's MY fault that I'm pregnant. I'M the one who had sex, not the baby. So I deserve the...

"If we were responsible enough to have sex, we are responsible enough to be a parent." .. No. You are treating parenthood like it's a lesson- 'This is what you get for having sex!', half the point of abortion is for people who will not be able to provide a quality life for their child. I don't care if you had sex 50 times completely unprotected while you were ovulating, if you don't have the means to provide your child with a good life, then you shouldn't have it. Anyone can have sex, but not anyone can raise a child, and do it well. "If (teen girls) have sex and get pregnant, it's their problem." Sure that's easy to say now, but try being in their shoes. Picture a 16 year old girl- had sex with her boyfriend, now she's pregnant. Although he's just as responsible as her, he bails. Her parents either don't want to help or can't afford to. She's still a kid herself and wants to live a normal life, free from the ridicule, abuse, and embarrassment that comes with teen pregnancy. If she has the kid not only will she give up on her future, but she probably can't provide a great one for them either. You still think she should have the baby? This 'punishment' is unfair and unnecessary.

How are male cheerleaders considered gay? They're the ones who get to touch girls and look up their skirts, while football players are the ones touching and laying all over other guys. amirite?
@crazyvt22 how are football players gay the are not attracted to each otherr there for not gay

putting aside the fact that you are completely oblivious to everything. (ever.) i don't feel that you can accurately make the statement that every football player is straight.

If it's disrespectful to build a Mosque near Ground Zero because the terrorists were Muslims, then it should be equally disrespectful to build a Boy Scout Headquarters there because the terrorists were male. amirite?
@pantherfanatic well 70% of America agrees with me, so are they all stupid? what was stupid about that post? did i say something...

well.. 1 in 5 Americans believe that our own president is Muslim, when he clearly isn't, so.. yeah, i'd say they're pretty stupid.

Girls: Guys don't care how long your eyelashes are, amirite?

few things to point out here; girls don't really wear mascara and whatnot for the reason that it makes their eyelashes longer really, but for the fact that it makes your eyes look really big and pretty. it's how the overall eye looks, not the eyelashes.
guys may not realize it, but the girl they like usually looks A LOT different without makeup on, so while they think it won't make a difference, it actually does. take eva longoria for example. have you seen her without eye makeup on? she's barely recognizable.
also, girls don't only get dolled up for guys. they do it for other girls too- they want compliments and someone to acknowledge they look good, and girls will notice/compliment things guys usually don't, one being how long your eyelashes are.

that being said, i think wearing makeup is stupid all together and never do, but i'm just trying to explain.

You have dragons guarding the gates of your vagina to fight off rape sperm so you don't get pregnant, amirite?

Dunno about you guys but my vagina's basically Mordor- got Orcs living in my cervix and shit.

If it's disrespectful to build a Mosque near Ground Zero because the terrorists were Muslims, then it should be equally disrespectful to build a Boy Scout Headquarters there because the terrorists were male. amirite?
@Double_hawk @596527 (rowanne): Our president is a Muslim, whether he admits it or not. There's evidence that backs it up. As a...

actually, no they're not.. my family IS Muslim, and a few of people have converted.. sorry, but we have yet to kill any of them, so get your facts straight. not to mention, he didn't fast on Ramadan, which is a Muslim holiday, he celebrates Christmas, he goes to church, and he says he's christian. so.. yeah.. i think he would know better than you what his own religion is. my father is muslim and encourages me to explore other religions.sorry, but your 'facts' are just propaganda.

Girls: if you found out you were pregnant today, at your current age and in your current socioeconomic situation, you would probably get an abortion, amirite?
@BeautifulNightmare Unless it was rape, then it's MY fault that I'm pregnant. I'M the one who had sex, not the baby. So I deserve the...

By the way, you should probably refrain from putting smiley faces after your points during a serious argument. It kind of makes you seem like an arrogant prick.

Technically, the moon belongs to America; since they landed on it first and put their flag on it, amirite?