+66It's not that anti-male sexism doesn't exist, it's that misogyny is worse, so it should be dealt with first, amirite?
+298Your mood changes when you realize how much homework you actually have. amirite?
+303Animal crossing bridges are a great idea, because now all we have to do is teach animals how to read maps and signs so they can find the damn things, amirite?
+89Once in a while you wish your eyes were a different color. But then remember how fucking sexy you are and realize it doesn't matter what color your eyes are, because you're fucking sexy, amirite?
+198Gay marriage and marijuana being legalized on the same day agrees with the bible, Leviticus 20:13 If a man lays with another man, he should be stoned, It looks like we just interpreted it wrong, amirite?
+514Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: “Mankind”. It's made up of two separate words—“mank” and “ind”. What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.
+161Whoever thought of toilets first must have had a hard time marketing the idea. "Sir, I have had the most brilliant notion! A device that allows one to defecate in the home!" "Defecate in the home? Samuel, are you a witch?", amirite?
+165They always say "don't cry over spilled milk", but maybe it's all a conspiracy. Maybe tears and milk are some of the ingredients to an immortality potion or something, amirite?
+289When you see a photograph of a place, it's weird thinking about how it will NEVER look that way again. The clouds, vegetation, light, and snow will always be a little bit different. The only evidence that it ever even looked like that is the photograph itself and the photographer's memory. It makes you wonder about all the times a place has looked a certain way and nobody took a picture or even looked at it, so it's lost to human experience forever, amirite?
+474You've never been in love, but you imagine it's similar to the feeling you get when you see your waiter arriving with your food, amirite?