Masturbating at age 11 is normal, amirite?

Some say BonslyGuy is still masturbating to this very day.

When you cross the road just before the little man turns green, you feel like quite the young radical, and half-expect that you'll look over and see some cool guy in a leather jacket nodding at you like "hey, we both don't conform to social pressures when it comes to safety, how rebellious we are", amirite?
Waking up to a massive spider with it's unholy demon spawn would scare the everloving shit out of you, amirite?

I believe he was introducing Seymour to his welcome, you see, it's rather fancy to word it like that actually. Much like a waiter saying, "Your caviar, sir."

How was God created? I mean, he couldn't have just appeared out of nowhere. If that was possible, then isn't it possible that everything like galaxies and life on Earth just appeared out of nowhere?, amirite?
@PurpleKneeSox God didn't "appear". He is an eternal being; He always was and always will be; He has no beginning or end.

The Flying Spaghetti Monster didn't "appear". He is an eternal being; He always was and always will be; He has no beginning or end.

If life is "like a box of chocolates", then where's the little diagram to show where the good stuff is? amirite?

If life is a box of chocolates I'm going to eat you all.

With the way dupstep music is trending, it won't be long until every 14-year-old girl's facebook status is something like, "THRUGGGH BOOP-BOOP-BEEP-BOOP-BOOP-BEEP. WUB WUB WUB WUB WEEEHHHI HU HU HU HU boooboobooboobBEEEEEP!", amirite?

Why am I in the most retarded age demographic? Brb dying inside.

Although it's good for sentimental value, movies should start being more realistic at the point where a dad is on his death bed and his son is right next to him. They always say, "Son, I'm so proud of you, and blah blah blah..." Not every dad is that nice, and not every son will have been successful. Just to mix things up, for once they should have a dad put his hand on the son's arm, look him in the eye, and have his last words be, "Son...I probably should've worn a condom", amirite?
Just because some bands are mainstream doesn't mean they suck. And just because some bands aren't mainstream doesn't mean they're good. Amirite?

It's silly but often times I like it better when things aren't mainstream because I hate it when I read through comments and see retards, which is more common the larger the community.
1st world hipster problems.

Brb, towel.

If someone is convicted of murder we should paper their cells with the victims picture so they have to see it everyday. We should also tattoo the victims name on their hands to remind them what their murderous hands have done, amirite?

Let's not try to rehabilite them or anything, fuck that shit.

‎Why can’t rappers just say nice things? Like, “I wanna take your clothes off and hang them up in the closet real nice." amirite?

Yo, yo, yo, yo...
I ran out of lyrics so...
Word. Bro.
Mad freaking raping. Get. On. My. Level.

@afterawhile You're probably from canada.

And you probably rode a BUS to school.
Unlike SOME people with majestic, furry and white companions.

You just hate it when a girl is sitting on your lap and you get hard, amirite?

I love it when I'm sitting on a guy's lap and they get hard. It's flattering.

Girls: It's actually kind of amusing to tease guys, amirite?
Lesbians shud not be given any rights to adopt childrens. They have a vagina and they can make they're own babies with it. They just need to get off they're high horse and have sex with a men only once. Also if they dont want sex with a men they could have easily an insiminasion contrary to gay homosexuals, amirite?
@"Gay homosexuals" Really?

Duh, how else would you know if the homosexuals were straight or gay?1??1??